Apocalypse Ride: Flame-Throwing Wheelchair

This is a flame-throwing wheelchair built out of a golf car and Marine rescue helicopter seat. It can do 20 MPH and shoot flames up to 15-feet. I need one. You know, for the zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately it's a one of a kind piece built by some guy that goes by Lord Humongous. Wait, huh? Lord Humongous? What in the hell kind of name is that?

Lord Humongous,

Gargantuan Dick Dragon

A couple more pictures of the vehicle after the jump.

Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want To Break A Leg [gizmodo]

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