May 14 2008Another Annoying Alarm Clock To Break
Here at Geekologie we've had no shortage whatsoever of ridiculous alarm clocks that use various annoying methods to get you out of bed and ready for another horrible day of life. But here comes another anyways. When the $40 Puzzle Alarm Clock goes off it launches three puzzle pieces out of the base. You then have to find said pieces and return them to their respective resting places. It sounds like a freaking disaster waiting to happen. I would have that thing smashed to bits before you could say "where's the star piece?" Mostly because I never learned my shapes. That's right -- I was the kid in kindergarten that tried to wedge the square peg into the round hole and glued his head to his cot during naptime. But look at me now -- on top of the freaking world. Okay, maybe just on top of house. I'm gonna jump!
Puzzle Alarm Clock Looks Seriously Infuriating [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. none - May 14, 2008 3:57 PM
damn, imagine how long that'll ring when you're piss drunk and can't tell colors and shapes apart to save your life.
2. lem - May 14, 2008 4:18 PM
"ready for another horrible day of life" - so damn true.
3. Robert - May 14, 2008 4:30 PM
I would just glue the pieces on so it would never wake me up, hahahaha!
4. damn luddites - May 14, 2008 4:36 PM
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
5. pickle - May 14, 2008 5:03 PM
HAHA you so funny mr geekologie guy how do you get this f***ing glue off
6. jake - May 14, 2008 8:42 PM
yea but how loud is it? I could get punched in the face while sleeping and the most you'd get is a roll over.
7. Derwin - May 15, 2008 12:46 AM
I'd turn it upside-down to thwart the launching, but knowing my luck, the entire clock would be thrust upward only to land directly on my face so I may never wake again.
8. Momboelitist - May 15, 2008 10:49 AM
Step 1: Clock alarm goes off
Step 2: Grab alarm clock securely with hand
Step 3: Throw alarm clock at wall
Step 4: Ahhh, sleep
Step 5: Yea, I'd like to apply for unemployment
Step 6: Open can of whoop ass on person who denies you unemployment
Step 7: Stop saying "whoop ass" in every comment
9. Momboelitist - May 15, 2008 10:50 AM
Whoop ass.
D'oh!
10. gypsy - July 14, 2008 3:21 PM
this would never work in a home with small children. they're like little ferrets; i'm always loosing the things i keep on my conveniently-within-toddler-reach nightstand (earrings, pens, coins, condoms) and finding them later inside their play kitchen or dresser drawer. and that's what would happen to the colorful little pieces. or down the toilet (aren't little boys fun?!). now where did i leave those concert tickets again. . .?