May 2 2008Analog GPS Unit Is Just A Piece Of Paper

In this day of Garmin, TomTom, and Magellan GPS navigation systems, it's good to see an analog alternative to the digital market. And here it is, the Paper GPS system. As you can see it's a pad of paper that has little arrows to circle and boxes to write directions and mileage between turns. Each pad costs $6.50 and makes a great gift. You should have seen the look on my girlfriend's face when I told her I got her a GPS navigation system for her birthday! She was so freaking excited (she gets lost easily). Then she opens the box and it's a pad of this paper. Oh man, I laughed my ass off. Unfortunately she didn't have too much trouble finding her way to the door, and, that night, some other dude's bed.
paper gps won't get you lost (if you write good directions) [technabob]

Reader Comments
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2. poop - May 2, 2008 2:39 PM
...sigh.
3. Emily - May 2, 2008 2:39 PM
Garmin. With an I. Not "Gar-men."
4. poop - May 2, 2008 2:39 PM
btw (first)
5. damn luddites - May 2, 2008 2:47 PM
I can't wait to see the STEAMPUNK version of this!!! Wrap a coat hanger around it, make put some of brass rivets on it. oh yeah, looking sexy....
6. damn luddites - May 2, 2008 2:58 PM
the best steampunk ever, right here - http://www.midcontinent.org/press/press_autumn_color.html
steam engine meats pumpkin. this is what steampunk is really all about
7. damn luddites - May 2, 2008 3:00 PM
look, a steampunk bus - http://www.fsmr.org.uk/NEWBERKS.JPG
8. damn luddites - May 2, 2008 3:02 PM
steampunk airplane
http://www.steampoweredairplane.com/
(alright, I doubt that they play punk rock, but it's close enough. maybe they take requests)
9. phylth - May 2, 2008 3:28 PM
Reminds me of my analog notebook.*
* it's a notebook.
10. Scott - May 2, 2008 9:17 PM
Sooo, a piece of paper that you write directions on! How clever!
Clever like an assclown! Ba, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ho, He, He *wipes tear*
What? It struck me funny is all!
11. SmokingGirl - May 3, 2008 12:00 AM
Garmin, not to be confused with German...you know, wouldn't want to discuss the wars.
"You started it!"
"I did not!"
"Yes you did! You invaded Poland!"
Hahahahahaha, I love British humor. (That was Fawlty Towers by the way.)
12. hnb - May 6, 2008 1:09 PM
post it?