Apr 30 2008Umm, Sure: Animal Head Bicycle Seat Covers
These are bicycle seat covers for all you pervs out there with a "sitting on animal heads" fetish. You're my kind of people, high five! Okay, now police, round up anyone who just tried to give me a high five. Whew, now that the freaky deviants are out of here, let's get down to business. These bike seat covers come in goat, bear, and dog varieties and all cost about $15. If you want to get the most bang for your buck though I recommend the dog or goat ones, since they're made of way more material than the bear. I considered one, but I'm holding out for a crocodile. Have you ever sat on a crocodile's head before? Let me tell you -- it's a rush. Like huffing airplane glue, but with more sharp teeth inches from your manhammer.
Thanks to Melissa, who doesn't need a bike because she rides a unicorn, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. boredom - April 30, 2008 4:03 PM
now that is just disturbing, why on Earth would you want everyone to know your sick fetish?
2. boredom - April 30, 2008 4:04 PM
whoa just noticed the goat one can be turned upside down for extra fun for the ladies
3. boredom - April 30, 2008 4:07 PM
whoa I got 1st AND 2nd, holy crap where's my ultimate douche award??? Huh huh I want it right now. See just proves I get paid to do less than all of you
4. Sophie - April 30, 2008 4:11 PM
Goat Face? No.
David Beckham's Face? Hell yeah
5. SmokingGirl - April 30, 2008 5:21 PM
David Beckham's face? Not really
Daniel Radcliffe's face? Hell the f*** yeah!
Great, now I'm thinking dirty thoughts about my bicycle...and by bicycle I mean Daniel Radcliffe AS my bicycle. *sigh* I've been alone too long.
6. Dur T Sanchez - April 30, 2008 5:23 PM
What would be crazy cool is if they were actual taxidermied heads, I think that would be very steampunkish - I would mount a big fuzzy wolf's head. Just think now much street cred you would get. People would definitly think you're either a badass or a weirdo. It's really all how you flaunt it.
When I read your post title in my RSS reader, I thought that was what I was going to see. Curses, foiled again!
7. poop - April 30, 2008 5:49 PM
not my type of thing.
8. Jen - April 30, 2008 6:43 PM
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.
9. SmokingGirl - April 30, 2008 7:06 PM
Hehe @ the Monty Python reference.
However, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!! Go fetch the comfy chair!
10. buzz_clik - April 30, 2008 9:16 PM
Sadly, Sliding Doors took the sheen off the Spanish Inquisition sketch for me, despite me thinking that John Hannah seems like quite the charming fellow otherwise.
Holy nothing-to-do-with-animal-bike-seats tangent, Batman! I'd best be relevant and say something to do with this story:
If I wanted a dog to nuzzle my crotch, I'd go to my Aunt Deb's place. Uh, I mean because she has a groin-investigating dog, not because she is one. I still love you, Auntie Deb!
(dammit, I should have just stopped at the Sliding Doors thing)
11. ballsse - April 30, 2008 10:36 PM
Is this even worthy of being on Geekologie?
12. shaunjon - May 1, 2008 5:44 AM
ok this is like freaking crazy who would buy that stuff and not get arrested for harrasing animals?
should this even be on this site?
i rather had this shit thing on this post:
http://www.vincon.com/WebCommerce/Sistema/200606/inicio.asp?MiTienda=100397&MiIdioma=EN&Contenido=http%3A//www.vincon.com/WebCommerce/Sistema/200606/infoproducto.asp%3FMiTienda%3D100397%26MiIdioma%3DEN%26CodProdLT%3D397383
13. Sophie - May 1, 2008 11:21 AM
OMG I laughed so hard!
Harry Potter SG??
Not like he's pinocchio.....
14. SmokingGirl - May 1, 2008 11:51 AM
*clears throat* Ahherm, well, I don't think David Beckham's nose is any bigger, Sophie, if THAT's what you want to compare.
15. hnb - May 6, 2008 1:18 PM
bestiality is weird.
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