Apr 17 2008Ultrasonic Dish Washer Looks Funny, Cleans
The SWV-08AM Megasonic Cleaning Device is a poorly named kitchen appliance that's supposed to blast your plates clean with the amazing power of sonic, that lovable blue hedgehog that can roll up in a ball and do loopty-loops and collect rings. I'm not entirely sure how it works, but the thing can allegedly "eliminate all the disgusting dirt and agrochemicals on the surface of everything from fruit to frying pans with little or no detergent." Plus it has a "P-Sediment" filter, so you don't have to worry about any urine stains on your dishes. No word on price, but I'm guessing expensive. And that's not even factoring in the cost of your grandmother's china that it breaks. You can't just go around sonic-booming fine porcelain, that shit's delicate.
Let sound waves do the dishes [crave]
Thanks to Huevo, an integral component of delicious Huevos Rancheros, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. Manda - April 17, 2008 12:11 PM
This thing looks like a modified record player.
2. Tap - April 17, 2008 12:21 PM
WTF?
Maybe internal pictures would help, but I just don't understand how this works...
3. Scott - April 17, 2008 1:06 PM
Most such units are in the form of ultrasonic baths. However, laboratories use sonic horns to agitate fluids and this looks like some sort of hybrid of that.
4. SmokingGirl - April 17, 2008 2:34 PM
It's called a scubby sponge, dish soap, and a hand.
I know, so shocking.
5. Scott - April 17, 2008 9:19 PM
Bees Knees my dear, bees knees....
6. SmokingGirl - April 17, 2008 10:49 PM
There's nothing like a woman wearing nothing but an apron and high heels at the sink scrubbing dishes, huh, Scott?
Although since I use Dawn OxyBlasting blah blah dish soap, I don't have to scrub...but semi-nudity is still a requirement. It seems to get the dishes cleaner, someone should do a study on it because I swear nudity makes a difference.
Whether bent over the tub or bent over the sink, a clean house is where one cleans naked.
7. Vega - April 18, 2008 12:33 PM
As your neighbor, I encourage you to keep your windows open when you dust.