Apr 14 2008The Real Sumo Fighting Series Made Me Sick
This is a sumo wrestling video. A "real" sumo fight. You get to see the lightning, snow storms, fireballs other shit they call from the heavens in order to defeat their opponent. It's questionable. It may even be CG. One thing is certain though -- don't watch it if you're epileptic. I'm serious about that. It damn near gave me a seizure (starting around 0:50), and I don't have any known health issues (minus chronic headaches caused by the sound of my wife's voice), although epilepsy may run in the family. One time my brother and I were playing Q-Zar laser tag and all the flashing lights caused him to collapse and start spazzing out on the floor. Since he was on the other team I just stood there and shot him repeatedly. I ended up with the high score that round.
Youtube (there's a whole series of these things if you like them)
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The Real Sumo Fighting [albotas]

Reader Comments
1. Dustin - April 14, 2008 4:22 PM
UNO
EINS!!
FIRST!!
2. Butts - April 14, 2008 4:30 PM
Lame
3. jess - April 14, 2008 6:18 PM
is this all you can come up with today..?
4. jesse - April 14, 2008 6:23 PM
Lame as it may be.. I actually enjoyed those for some reason. It was so Dragonball Z/Any Marvel fighting game-like that I just kept going back for more.
5. Mr.Anderson - April 14, 2008 9:00 PM
Sick...just sick...in a good way...I loled
6. policegirl - April 14, 2008 9:37 PM
That actually makes sumo wrestling interesting to watch.
7. Sky - April 15, 2008 1:36 AM
OMG they split the earth!
8. Giant Lenin - April 15, 2008 4:17 AM
hah that was great, i agree with policegirl (#6)
come on! it splits the world in half!
9. maetitti - April 15, 2008 10:06 AM
i want to feel their sweaty mantits flopping on my back
10. abrupt - April 15, 2008 11:29 AM
Ah, the good old days of Q-Zar! I miss them.
11. Uncle Eccoli - April 15, 2008 12:17 PM
Decent of that funny little man in the dress to put the world back together again.
12. beset - April 15, 2008 4:34 PM
Hmm. Makes me wonder what they do to their pornos.