Apr 21 2008Tetris - The Movie Makes Me Wish I Flew A Tetrad Shaped Ship In A Monster Tetris Game
This is a teaser trailer for Tetris - The Movie. I'm not sure if they're really going to take it any further but if they do I will definitely be the first in line ride a roller coaster instead. The trailer was made by Black20 (I typically put all my money on red) and features such classic lines as "Life is just blocks...trying to fit together to make lines. And that's...who we are." It basically made me want to kill myself, which may or may not have been what they were going for. I would fly one of those ships though. But likely straight into a power line, just like my kite. Suck it Ben Franklin, that key shit was weak.
Thanks to Dustin, who knows a classic when he spots one, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. James - April 21, 2008 12:05 PM
This is so awful it actually makes me angry.
2. Right - April 21, 2008 12:12 PM
As a fan of the original Tetris (Nintendo and Gameboy), I'm tempted to smash my face into my desk repeatedly. How dare you, Geekologie, sully the name of one of the greatest games of all time by posting this story about a movie that sullies the name of one of the greatest games of all time! I shall never again browse your website!
Update: I forgive you. I love your website again.
also, why do I always read Geekologie as Geekloogie?
3. Ok - April 21, 2008 12:48 PM
HANG THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!
4. Wayne - April 21, 2008 12:53 PM
Obviously those guys aren't in on the joke.
5. Walla - April 21, 2008 1:35 PM
geek rage
6. WTF - April 21, 2008 2:23 PM
That looks like the biggest crap ever made!
7. jab - April 21, 2008 2:24 PM
Decent compositing but otherwise lame.
8. Serene - April 21, 2008 2:31 PM
I will watch awful trailers all day on iwatchstuff of the latest ice cube summer family blockbuster -- but I had to actually hit "stop" and throw my hands up in rage... RAGE!
9. SmokingGirl - April 21, 2008 4:00 PM
I am pleasently indifferent.
Just thought I'd share...
10. estoye - April 21, 2008 5:41 PM
Everybody is too cool to enjoy fake videogame movie trailer!
TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
11. poster - April 21, 2008 10:33 PM
videos gone now.
12. poster - April 21, 2008 10:35 PM
disregard that im an idiot
13. king on the hut - April 21, 2008 11:07 PM
they should have posted this one.
14. king on the hut - April 21, 2008 11:09 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nBllOVGbR-0
15. Samuel - April 22, 2008 2:44 AM
this is a joke, right?
16. Tamcakes - April 22, 2008 1:09 PM
oh man. so lame.
I got halfway through it and decided I'd rather work on a 10 page history paper.