Apr 10 2008Sleek, Sexy, Daddy Likes: Cellphone Watch

Here at Geekologie we've already seen several different cellphone watches, but they looked like shit. This one doesn't, and I would wear it. The Van Der Led WM2 Cellphone Watch comes out on Monday (April 14th) and will cost $471. "It's got a tiny 1.3-inch, 260k color touchscreen display, stereo Bluetooth, and boasts up to 240-hours of standby or 300-minutes of talk. Plus 1GB of storage for your MP3 or MP4 files. As usual, transfer data via USB." And also as usual, I can't afford it. I swear, when are these companies going to start sending me complementary products so I can actually review them? I mean Geekologie is a serious news outlet. I promise I won't say anything bad. Unless they suck, in which case I'll have to tear into them like my wife into a box of Little Debbie cakes.
1:10 P.M. UPDATE: The wife called to inform me that she DOES NOT like the Strawberry Shortcake Rolls.
1:22 P.M. UPDATE: Called again. Just ate a box and retracts previous statement.
Van Der Led's WM2 cellphone watch [slipperybrick]
Thanks to Anthony Hotpants, who should cool those things before they catch fire, for the tip

Reader Comments
1. Jumpin_J - April 10, 2008 1:17 PM
What? You can't play Jewelquest on it? Piece of crap.
2. Scott - April 10, 2008 1:43 PM
When I was a kid these types of things were just imagination. I think the reason they started making them is because kids no longer have imaginations.
My problem is that I just don't wear watches but I might make an exception although I find I can carry almost everything I would put in my wallet behind my BB Curve in the case. Debit card, license, etc.. slide right in.
Oh crap! I didn't crack wise even once here. I think I need to lie down.
3. blp - April 10, 2008 2:20 PM
It looks great except how can you touch anything on a 1.3-inch screen? Even with a stylus you'll end up selecting half the options on the screen.
4. butterbee - April 10, 2008 4:31 PM
With my non-watch phone I can hold the phone and dial all with one hand. This phone requires both hands to dial. Then no hands to talk?... bluetooth earpieces are pretty silly.
5. poop - April 10, 2008 11:53 PM
i like this one.
6. poop - April 10, 2008 11:54 PM
i like this one.
7. poop - April 10, 2008 11:59 PM
huh? what'd i say?
8. fifi - April 11, 2008 10:55 AM
hahaha.
I imagine how you'd answer a call with it...
9. Thomas - April 17, 2008 2:17 PM
this is also the D287i ... you can get it for a lot less here: http://www.chinagrabber.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=198
10. Terry - August 8, 2008 1:18 PM
And you can get it a lot cheaper than Chinagrabber at:
http://www.calibryze.com/v2.html
11. james - August 20, 2008 11:58 AM
this is a hot one. they have some nice one here at this site. they are located in the new york city area. most the others online are in china
http://www.321global.com/watchphones.html
12. Glenn - November 3, 2008 10:32 PM
They just released a new wr(i)stphone.
http://vanderled.com/onlinestore/product_info.php/cPath/49_48_60/products_id/101