Apr 10 2008Skirt Mousepad Cover Is Disturbing, Fetishy
I don't even know what to say about this. It's a jean skirt that you put your mouse and mousepad into. That way when you're computing it looks like you have your hand up a skirt and you're clicking around like a crazy person. What in the hell are the matter with these people? Whoever makes these things is freaking nuts. I mean, come on. A lightweight polyester-blend I could understand, but denim? Ridiculous. And sick.
Another picture of the thing in use after the jump.
Product Page (can someone tell me what they cost?)
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After All This Time, Japan Can Still Shock Me [rinkya]
Thanks to Laurel, who looks drop-dead gorgeous no matter what she's wearing, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. First - April 10, 2008 4:15 PM
First
2. You're a moron - April 10, 2008 4:20 PM
^ idiot.
3. Smartass - April 10, 2008 4:26 PM
399 yen or $4
4. damn luddites - April 10, 2008 4:30 PM
I just pay a hooker to lay on my desk, and I put th mouse on her ass. sure it's expensive, but I'm worth it.
5. Shez - April 10, 2008 4:38 PM
fifth...
japs r weird
6. Jinu - April 10, 2008 4:48 PM
That's creepy.
7. SmokingGirl - April 10, 2008 5:00 PM
What woman still wears denim mini-skirts now anyway? Flannel or tweed is just so en vouge right now...especially with Bantha slippers.
Oh, that's right, there are NO Bantha slippers. *weeps again* Perhaps I should take up sewing and make my own Bantha slippers.
And then, when my Bantha slippers are completed, I could wear them in the kitchen whilst pregnant cooking up a delicious stew; or pie. Because I need to get my bitch-ass into the kitchen and make something.
Oh no, I just used profanity again. How unlady-like of me. *hides behind my fan before I'm taken over by the vapors*
8. axel - April 10, 2008 5:01 PM
that is the most unnecessary thing i've ever seen
9. andy cochrane - April 10, 2008 5:06 PM
That is a little too out there for me.
10. blumama - April 10, 2008 6:14 PM
most disturbing; it's more child-sized than woman
11. Hatey McWrathenstein - April 10, 2008 6:24 PM
There's a scroll button joke to be made in here, I'm sure of it...
...but damned if I'm gonna make one.
12. K - April 10, 2008 7:52 PM
I agree with blumamma on this. The fact that it's child-sized makes it all sorts of extra-creepy.
13. Marcus - April 11, 2008 12:10 AM
This is dumb. Why was our time wasted with this article?
14. Cyberwulf - April 11, 2008 2:48 AM
Everybody knows the japs are a bunch of child lovers anyways. Why do you think so much of their porn involves girls who are about 13 years old? I just wait about 5 years after the shit comes out to watch it, that way she's legal. ;-P
15. daguz - April 11, 2008 10:04 AM
I like to play with the button under the skirt...
16. Scott - April 11, 2008 10:40 AM
SmokingGirl, are you upset with me? I only say that because of the profanity although your offer to go into the kitchen and rustle me up a rib stickin meal is very nice.
It looks as though you have a love/hate thing working there which is perfect for a long and successful marriage. I will certainly consider it.
17. christian mcluvvin - April 17, 2008 5:10 PM
friggin awesome.... by awesome i mean funny...