Apr 3 2008Scary Robot Lady Follows Your Cursor Around
This is a picture of a scary webpage you can go to where that creepy woman there follows your cursor around and freaks you out. It works, I am freaked. I actually got so scared that I tried moving the cursor around erratically in an attempt to break her neck. But alas, cyborgs are trickier to kill that I had initially anticipated. Give it a go yourself, but be warned: you will cry, mess your pants, and put your fist through the monitor*. That, or fall in love. With a robot face on a website. In which case you need to get out more.
*Geekologie is in no way, shape, or form responsible for messed pants or broken monitors.
Thanks to Jenny, the lovely bloggess, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. TLO - April 3, 2008 11:20 AM
FIRST!
2. jessee jackson - April 3, 2008 11:28 AM
why r her eyes so f*cking bl00dshot!?!?!
:(
3. TetterkeT - April 3, 2008 11:48 AM
Damn, this chick smoked a grip o' weed before following my cursor around.
4. bob - April 3, 2008 11:52 AM
that chick is zooted as f***.
INTERVENTION
5. The Mighty Quinn - April 3, 2008 11:57 AM
It's funny... cuz I saw that there were only 4 comments and I though.. "Hey... I'm gonne be the first one to post about how st0ned she looks..."
6. SmokingGirl - April 3, 2008 12:16 PM
Okay...that's creepy. And she needs to lay off the pot; or lay off the autoerotic asphyxiation. Either way, she needs to lay off of something. Spooky.
7. daguz - April 3, 2008 12:25 PM
I like to rub her lips.
8. Rithly - April 3, 2008 1:35 PM
All this web page needs are the words "PotLady is in ur screens, watchin' ur p0rn." under her and it would be awesome.
9. Neverwhere - April 3, 2008 3:00 PM
This was made by the same people who freaked everyone out a few months ago with a portrait of Suzumiya Haruhi that followed you around. I think the anime version looked more realistic, to be honest. ;-)
10. huh? - April 3, 2008 4:08 PM
ha-ha she's high as a mofo.
11. Akky - April 3, 2008 8:06 PM
That site is just a copycat, only pasting the original Flash from here.
http://www.motionportrait.com/e/
12. Scott - April 3, 2008 9:45 PM
If you had to follow a cursor around 24/7, you'd probably be on drugs too.
In a related observation: Why no boobs?
13. Russ - April 3, 2008 10:30 PM
I've been impressed with the MotionPortrait stuff for a while. I particularly like the way her eyes move slightly erratically, the way a real person doesn't stare blankly at an item, but scans around it to see its environment and its edges.
Apart from the bloodshot eyes, my only complaints are her forehead hair, which seems glued to her forehead, and the strands of hair near her right ear (left on the screen) that are clearly clonestamped.
14. 420 - April 4, 2008 1:23 AM
Argh it reminds me of Gollum!
15. guate6 - April 4, 2008 2:13 AM
#8: it's spelled "pr0n"
#11: yes, they even link to that page from the cubocc page.
I must admit that yeah it canbe creepy, but I find it neat that they made the eye movement a bit realistic, as well as a few other things. Not bad.
16. RingerINC - April 4, 2008 8:26 AM
It's kinda cool how it's just a flat picture and it distorts to make it look like she actually turns her head...
17. Beth from The Funny Farm - April 4, 2008 12:48 PM
It says service is unavailable for me!
18. Wiz - May 23, 2008 3:28 PM
Zoom in once and place the cursor between her eyes. Now it looks like a life-size stoned head is looking at you... Cool... Gah!
19. JM - February 8, 2009 6:47 PM
you dicks! she just looks like she's following your cursor, she doesn't actually follow it. here, test it yourselves! just hold your cursor in one place and her eyes are everywhere but the damn mouse.
20. Jim Bob - February 20, 2009 1:32 AM
Man Zoom in on her lips it looks like your looking at the bride of chucky LOL
21. Emma - April 27, 2009 8:15 PM
werd
22. Stephano - June 27, 2009 1:27 PM
Heya,I click the link http://cubo.cc/ and all i get is some guy shaking his head tiled across the screen.. damn i wanna see this scary lady tooo :(
23. Minnie_me - June 28, 2009 11:18 AM
the same damn thing to mee.I cannot see the scary lady :|
24. Heyygurlheyy - July 18, 2009 2:15 PM
omg i cant see the friggin thing either!!!! HELP!!