Apr 25 2008My Little Master Chief Is Just Damn Wrong
Remember the female version of Master Chief? She was hot wasn't she? Well how about this sexy little number, it doing anything for you? If so, please don't write about it in the comments section (oh what the hell, it's Friday -- go for it, sicko). Well AnimeAmy recently won second place in a custom My Little Pony contest with this Master Chief inspired creation. As you can see, it's the master in My Little Pony form. He was molded entirely out of Apoxie clay and went for over $150 on eBay recently. God, this takes me back. I used to have a My Little Pony when I was a kid (Cotton Candy, the fourth one down). Did I just type that? Well it was a lie. My Little Ponies were for chicks, and I was all man in kindergarten. As a matter of fact, I used to stand on top of the jungle gym and let the other kids to throw rocks at my nuts. That's how tough I was. Just kidding, I did crap my pants in the sandbox once. Yep, I had to run all the way back to the school building holding the load up with my hand so it wouldn't fall out.
My Little Cyborg...Pony: Halo fan horses around [dvice]
Thanks to Karisha, who I'm kind of embarrassed just read that story, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. xm - April 25, 2008 5:31 PM
i know where i'd like to stick that
2. notbob - April 25, 2008 5:46 PM
This was on Instructables a couple or so weeks ago.
3. Eddy - April 25, 2008 7:36 PM
If you really want something wrong- and this goes for everyone, especially Mr. Geekologie writer, check out the new line of My Little Ponies.
http://www.playmatestoys.com/details-struts.shtml
http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2008/03/more-pictures-of-wonderful-new-my.html
Courtesy of Princess Sparkle Pony.
4. Leg3nd - April 25, 2008 7:47 PM
No.
5. SmokingGirl - April 25, 2008 9:07 PM
Those sites disturbed me, Eddy.
And yet again that shows the complete and utter failure of MODERN feminism, where men are demonized and made gods because of a particular dangling participle, and women are expected to "preform" her services to all men who seek it all in the name of sexual revolution. While, of course, hating the act and the evil, horrible men who would dare want her body all at the same time whilst in coitus. Nothing more than a "lay back and think of England" type of mentality that is destroying sex-lives and female identities.
Make our daughters into sluts, says society, and tell her to "take her body back" but make sure and repeat over and over again that men are bastards and that sex is for nothing more than getting what you want...so make sure to be as horrible as possible at it and NEVER get to know your own body.
Alright, I'm sorry for that rant. Just had to get that out before I exploded; however, modern feminists give feminists like me a bad name and I'm getting sick and tired of it. BAH.
Oh, and that master chief little pony is just weird, and is strangly sexual...hmmm.
6. Adam R. Box - April 25, 2008 11:17 PM
OK, so couldn't find the pont mentioned in the article, but suddenly happened upon this cake:
http://www.mylittleponycollector.com/mip_misc/birthdayitems.jpg
Anyone want to comment on the uh... candle?
7. Stephen Hawkins - April 26, 2008 10:42 AM
The toys are aimed at girls which shows how stupid feminism is.
8. thetubesmaster - April 26, 2008 11:14 AM
//the candle
9. My Lil' Pwny - April 27, 2008 1:49 AM
Check out Molotov from the Venture Bros. and the Nintendo/Atari Gamer pony:
http://www.eludicate.com/~m/showponies/showponies3.html
10. GodWithDanglingParticiple - April 27, 2008 2:05 AM
SmokingGirl, your rant made no sense. It figures, since you're a woman. And worse, a feminist. You might as well not even exist.
11. GodWithDanglingParticiple - April 27, 2008 2:07 AM
You're a wiccan, too? Hahahahaha. Seriously, just take off on your broom and NEVER COME BACK, m'kay?
12. SmokingGirl - April 27, 2008 10:57 AM
I'm not actually wiccan...but oh woe is me. Someone didn't like my rant, *sigh*, what is a poor thing like me to do? I suppose I just need to go to the kitchen and make something. Or perhaps I should darn some socks...I'm just so helpless and nothing compared to you, GWDP. *cowers in submission*
13. Scott - April 28, 2008 10:07 AM
SG, I'll take some pancakes while you're in the kitchen. LOL!
Here's the thing, As a Christian I do believe that men are the head of the household, however, women should be held in highest esteem and respected as such. In the Bible wives are placed high on a pedestal and adored. I am old fashioned so far as roles go but I do not view women as second class and appreciate them beyond reproach. In other words, my wife taking care of our children and the house is just as valued as my job outside the house. I do think it's a matter of respect and not what you are doing. (cooking, cleaning, etc..). Finally, If a women wants to be a housewife that's great but if she wants to be something else, I have no issue with that either. In business I view women as equals and don't really even think about it.
What this has to do with the weird dog in the pictures I haven't a clue.....
14. Ray - April 28, 2008 11:11 AM
It looks like Master Chief is "presenting."
15. SmokingGirl - April 28, 2008 11:55 AM
I thought it should be noted and reconised that I am the kind of feminist that stands up for a man's right to be a man. So while some groups are out to castrate every single one of you males because of their envy, I praise and applaud men who are men and who know their place...exactly equal with women. Here is a quote:
"Men and women are superior to each other within the confines of their sex." Anton La Vey
Translation:
There are things that men can do that women cannot. There are things that women can do that men cannot. If we reconise our differences and reconise them as singular superiorities confined to our particular sex, then we are free to be truly equal.
So GWDP, you can whine about feminists to your little hearts desire; but if it wasn't for women like me defending your right to be a lonely, disgruntled asshole...well, you probably wouldn't have any testicles to grab while you post such statements.
Have a nice day.
16. Shoes - April 28, 2008 12:51 PM
I have the sudden urge to do pony mods now.... Too bad vinyl dye scares me.
/short and pointless comment to lighten up the long winded rants from both sides of the fence.
17. Scott - April 28, 2008 1:01 PM
Although I was long winded, my rambling was not a rant. Just thought I'd point that out.
You see what you force us into Geek writer? Now, lets get something in here we can sink our something into.
18. SmokingGirl - April 28, 2008 1:07 PM
You caught me...I was ranting. So let's all hop onto our Little Ponys and frollic among the leaves. Weeeeeeee.