Apr 17 2008More Fuel For Your Custom Handpainted Shoe Hating Fire: Mario Airwalks For Kids

Knowing how much some of you love bashing the everliving hell out of handpainted shoes, I thought I'd throw these bad boys up so you could get your daily painted shoe-hating fetish out of the way so we can spend the rest of our time together this afternoon discussing more mature topics like dingalings and how much my wife/girlfriends drive me nuts. So here they are, a pair of kid's size 2 1/2 Airwalks with custom Mario paintjob. They were still for sale on eBay yesterday, but have since sold for $45 plus $12 shipping. I almost bought them last night when I was looking at them, but then I remembered my parents didn't bind my feet when I was a child. And I'm thankful for that, and you should be too.
Thanks to Tosha, sweet as honeysuckle but even better smelling, for the tip




Reader Comments
1. Ryan_connolly29@hotmail.com - April 17, 2008 2:35 PM
first!!!!!
2. SmokingGirl - April 17, 2008 2:38 PM
*bangs head on the desk* I...just...can't...take...it...any...more...AGH! Stop it Geekologie guy, I can't take it anymore.
Please, for the love of God, find something about Bantha slippers...*cries* Someone hold me.
3. Jeezy - April 17, 2008 2:48 PM
Ryan, you're dumb. Nobody cares that you got first on this site.
I'm glad I'm using Firefox with adBlock so I'm not giving this site any money. Stop posting fucking painted shoes! They aren't worthy.
4. Maggie - April 17, 2008 3:18 PM
Baw they're so cute. That kid's gonna grow up to be such a homo.
Ps. I <3 Geekologie Guy :D
5. Raoul - April 17, 2008 9:43 PM
go ryan first place i hope to see you at school friday
6. Tosha - April 17, 2008 10:42 PM
I apologize for bringing more handpainted shoes to the site. I just figured there was a good theme going on. And I'm in love with Mario. :) And with Geekologie.
7. Shoes - April 17, 2008 11:19 PM
Tosha, your troll levels are not high enough to play the apologetic troll.
8. Tosha - April 18, 2008 11:08 AM
Because...I'm most definitely a troll? Alrighty then.
9. Trevor - April 18, 2008 1:19 PM
I think Geekologie has an unhealthy obsession with all things Mario. Super Mario Brothers was a really really awesome game, even if it was 8-bit and Mario's arms would disappear/appear fast enough to give an epileptic seizure. I loved it, when I was 12, which was 20 years ago. I'm sorry people, move on.
10. kelsey - June 12, 2008 1:21 PM
thoghs shoes are mint p-ce outttttt