Apr 15 2008Mario Theme Played With RC Car And Bottles
In this world there are two kinds of things: those that are awesome, and those that make me want to kill myself. This is an awesome one. AN AWESOMELY AWsome one. That was me yelling. I know, I'm a little hoarse (but not the kind that kids ride around at birthday parties, those ones smell and shit everywhere. Actually, maybe I am). This is a video of an RC car playing the Super Mario theme by driving by and hitting bottles with a little metal whacker. I've watched it ten times and it's still cool. I can't believe the guy can drive the car that straight. Or that they found an empty parking garage to do it in. The parking garage around here is a scary place. The last time I had to store my car there I saw no less than two vagrants peeing in corners, some raunchy couple doing it in the back of a compact car, and what may or may not have been a dead hooker stuffed under an SUV (I didn't have the courage to poke her with my tire iron).
A big thanks to Daniel and Tombo, both of whom could write books about being cool, for the tips

Reader Comments
1. Jumpin_J - April 15, 2008 11:41 AM
Any more stupid puns like that and I'll hit you so hard... with a cream pie, of course.
2. SmokingGirl - April 15, 2008 12:09 PM
You know what I heard?
Tink, tink,tink, tinka tinka tat, tink, tink, spling, tinka tinka tee.
So this is what is considered "awesome" huh. *sigh* Repent...the end is near!
3. Scott - April 15, 2008 12:48 PM
I heard Tink, tink,tink, tinka tinka tat, tink, tink, spling, tinka tinka too.
Maybe I'm not listening well enough.
4. Jumpin_J - April 15, 2008 2:55 PM
DUDE, PLAY FREEEEEBIRRRRRD!!!!!
5. SmokingGirl - April 15, 2008 2:59 PM
We're obviously not listening hard enough, Scott. We're missing the awesomeness.
6. c45j - April 15, 2008 7:09 PM
clearly sounds like mario theme. buut, towards the end i wasnt able to make out anything..
7. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 5:17 AM
Any more stupid puns like that and I'll hit you so hard... with a cream pie, of course.