Apr 21 2008Knife Hooks Let Company Know You're Nuts
Remember all the unusually themed knife blocks from awhile ago? Well in that same vein come these hooks. Each one is a polyurethane and steel hanger that screws into the wall to give the appearance of a knife stuck there. While cool, designer Tianyi Chang is only making 50 of them, and each will go for $50. Needless to say my sweat shop will start manufacturing immediately, and we'll be selling for a lot cheaper. Anyone interested can contact one of my child workers for pricing. Discounts on wholesale orders, no discounts on partsale orders. Any attempt to expose my sweatshop to the authorities will not be tolerated but will likely result in my imprisonment and the subsequent pillaging of my fragile buttocks.
Knife Hooks Keep Up The Trend Of Dangerous Household Items [ohgizmo]
Reader Comments
1. Scott - April 21, 2008 3:55 PM
Couldn't you just stick a knife you already have into the wall (obviously with a stud behind it)?
I'm just saying something.....
2. Scott - April 21, 2008 3:57 PM
Ooops! guess I forgot that whole "First" thing.
3. SmokingGirl - April 21, 2008 4:06 PM
Would that mean that I'm technically second?
4. damn luddites - April 21, 2008 4:23 PM
$50 each! It would be cheaper (and more fun) to just throw real knives at the wall.
5. Skeps - April 21, 2008 5:55 PM
"subsequent pillaging of my fragile buttocks." Nice vocab choices, ravaging, decimating, plundering, and assaulting would have worked as well
6. Grace - April 21, 2008 6:18 PM
Want.
Along with the IV bags looking lamp from a while back.
7. Scott - April 22, 2008 9:51 AM
SG, you are numero uno in my heart......
8. SmokingGirl - April 22, 2008 11:41 AM
Awwwwwwww, Thank You Scott. *kisses*
9. Cyberwulf - April 23, 2008 3:21 AM
bwahaha. scott came before SG. Twice.
10. superdork - May 16, 2008 7:41 PM
Oh god... I need those for my kitchen! I already have bloody finger hooks! XD