Apr 23 2008Keyboard Pants: Type Your Way To Excitement, Trouble At Work
These pants were designed by Erik De Nijs and are cleverly called "Beauty and the Geek" jeans. I see no beauty, just a kid that looks like he's playing with himself.
Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your "mouse", and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.
Wow, joystick behind the zipper. Didn't see that coming. I swear, these are the most ridiculous pair of peripheral pants I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot. I've even tried a few pairs, and no matter what, they're awkward as hell to use at work. Hold on.
"No Josh, you can't type another email to accounting. They're right down the freaking hall, just go talk to them. Oh what the hell, but this is the last time. Hey Mary, you got anything you need to type after Josh is done here? Got your own keyboard, huh? Well, if it ever breaks or goes missing, look no further -- than my crotch! HAHA, gotcha! No but seriously, that doesn't count as sexual harassment."
A bunch more pictures of the ridiculousness after the jump.
The geekiest pants...ever? [vouspensez]
Thanks to Diana and Shawn, who both know quality peripherals when they wear them, for the tips
Reader Comments
1. Manda - April 23, 2008 10:26 AM
At the very least it will ensure that geeks everywhere are wearing pants. That means a great deal to me. :)
2. Dustin - April 23, 2008 10:29 AM
so...wrong
3. Ray - April 23, 2008 11:01 AM
So with a few well-placed buttons, my public indecency charge becomes productivity?
4. maximus - April 23, 2008 11:01 AM
you know, other than the computer shit slapped on there they're pretty sick jeans
5. Scott - April 23, 2008 11:02 AM
This one is just too easy. Come on, get with the stuff we all insult and love.
6. Dur T Sanchez - April 23, 2008 11:08 AM
That's a good way to get carpal tunnel syndrome. I'll wait until they make a natural keyboard version.
And what if you have restless leg syndrome - i think it would be hard to type.
My problem would be that I would continually press the space bar until I shorted out the keyboard from the back...
7. Designer - April 23, 2008 11:10 AM
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8. fred - April 23, 2008 11:11 AM
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9. HOLY CRAP - April 23, 2008 12:05 PM
No way! Finally! Now I can chat on my cybersex blog *and* take advantage of "crotch rocking" speakers and my well-placed joystick! Oh f***, I think I just peed laughing so hard.
10. Ken - April 23, 2008 12:10 PM
if he watches internet porn, he might have trouble typing.
11. Jumpin_J - April 23, 2008 12:10 PM
Why is Johnny hitting the space bar over and over and over. Awww look, he's smiling!
12. SmokingGirl - April 23, 2008 2:24 PM
HA! Hahahahahahahahaha...oh, this is hilarious. *wipes tears*
But seriously, do women have the joystick option as well?
13. akapoulko - April 24, 2008 10:34 AM
does anyone knows any information about the shoes ??? thanks
14. Gutterstar - April 28, 2009 11:56 PM
I must get these...there's a chance I might have sex with someone, and I need some insurance that I will never, ever, EVER get laid. Wearing these should do the trick.
15. Destiny - November 4, 2009 12:26 AM
just awesome!
16. ClubPenguinCheats - March 15, 2010 10:56 PM
what if you have restless leg syndrome - i think it would be hard to type. My problem would be that I would continually press the space bar until I shorted out the keyboard from the back...
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