Apr 28 2008I-Doser Is Allegedly Like Drugs For Your Ears, I Am (Un)Surprisingly Very, Very Skeptical

Yeah, I pirated 4 GB of this ridiculousness. It was back when oink.cd was king and people didn't find Amy Whinehouse interesting in any way at all. i.e. the good days.

Anyways, I was upping my download ratio for these things and took a gander at what I was actually downloading and it's awesomely stupid. It's a lot of droning and unconventionally timed ticking. So it's essentially Dutch electronica. Or something.

i still dont get what its supposed to do, doesnt really feel like drugs

Safe sex and now "safe" drugs. Oh goodie...

its more like horrible music that someone made in fruity loops

Or as I like to call it, pointless teenage pothead noise that keeps my ratio on Oink and What safe.

I think this says it all:

Nick – crystal meth
April 22, 2008 - 07:29

"i didnt feel much after the first 5 minutes and then it hit me.. i'm a big cyrstal meth user and have been since i was 7. if you like crystal meth then you gotta try this. me and my buddy still do crystal meth but this is better."

This is retarded.

I'm on "opium" right now and it just sounds like somebody hit a tuning fork and let it vibrate forever. More than anything it just pisses me off. I just tried the free samples because I have nothing better to do between class.

Ya guys need to look up Binaural Beats in Wikipedia. This stuff is real. However, I will say that this I-Doser place is putting a bit too much faith in what it can accomplish.

this is shit, i have used lots of drugs in the past, and these crappy noises don't do nothing, they just pissed me off, with that crappy noise and like, u need to listen 45 min, or even more, and don't do nothing. waste of time, and money if u gonna buy it

Ok I downloaded it and it has given me a headache. But for those of you who have limewire, you can just download free "I-Doser" plays. But still, I have a headache!

The endorsement from the Meth head has won me over. Sign me up for aural meth!

Old news is old!

Old news is ancient!

But it works rather well

I tried this a while back because one of my college friends said that he used to "alcohol" dose and he felt drunk.

I also tried the alcohol dose, but the only thing that happened was a killer headache.

the guy in the pic looks like he is getting the most awesome blow job evah !!!

this thing is old as shit I dled it two years ago and it didn't work..

I did it exactly like they said, had nice headphones, I turned off the lights and I laid comfortably in my bed.

I fell asleep after ten minutes!

Orgasm just sounds like they ripped the audio straight out of a cheap porno.
I cant see why people actually buy this stuff.

The trick is, you have to be on a trip already before you listen to it.

the trick to i-doser is that you have to start off witht he weak ones to trian your mind to switch states easier, and the move on to the strnger ones. you also have to eliminate all distraction for the first few doses at least. personally, i, rather than do what i was supposed to, mixed Opium and Marijuana doses. i hallucinated all night, but now even the strong doses work for me. as a side note, the quick hits are supposedly a bit stronger, and from my understanding require no "training". i ahve been using them for about two weeks now. nitrous is really nice for history class. it does work, and it varies in strength from person to person, but with "training" it will work for almost everyone.

Epic [s]win[/s] fail.

I'm kinda wondering about opium. I got addicted to morphine when I had surgery. It was in the hospital, yanno, and so I had to go cold turkey once I got out (and had withdrawals for a week), but sometimes I really think about how great that stuff was.... So I'm curious about it. I don't expect it to be just like the real thing, but it's self-hypnosis, so it's gotta be slightly similar.

#21: it is purely non-addictive. all it really does is re-program your brain to work in different ways, and reproduces the effect of drugs. no, it isn't just like the real thing, but still fairly powerful.

i forgot to mention one thing in my post. those ahllucinations? things trying to bite off my face. for 4 hours. kind of cool looking back, not so cool being there. unless you really want to try that, remember to use the reset dose in between doses.

you made my day mr. geekologie!

i am so happy you used my tip!

I busted a nut at the mere sample of "orgasm"! I'm definitely going to waste... err..I mean spend my money on this!!!!!

I just polished off a bottle of vodka and put on my South Saturn Delta CD and trust me it blows this shit away!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just polished off a bottle of vodka and put on my South Saturn Delta CD and trust me it blows this shit away!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey j hendrix, did you just polish off a bottle of vodka and put on your South Saturn Delta CD and find that it blows this shit away? Good, and thanks for saying it twice, toolbox.

Hibb,

Take your man's cock out of your mouth, you're mumbling.

Yours Truly,

J Hendrix

@ 27- Don't be mean. This website is tricky for newcomers who don't realise it takes a while to post. (Basically, shove your comment up your arse)

Is it just me, or does the orgasm track sound like Olivia Newton John in Grease?

are you serious? olivia newton john, in some grease? omg! i just blew a load all over my own face!!

I can't stop listening to the orgasm track. It's messing with me, and my crotch is as raw as uncooked hamburger meat.

so i tried it last nite... ... ... ...
the insomniac one... allegedly it was the most strongest and potent of their binaural neural programs...to aid in the "illness" of sleep depravity -
"be prepared to get knocked out. You will gentle be rocked into the deepest sleep you have ever had, even if you are a troubled sleeper."
so after doing ALL the right things... i lay down, got my listen on... and proceeded to be 'lulled' to sleep by 45 mins of what sounded like a helicopter mixed with a jackhammer, and an outboard engine all tring to beat to each others time on my chest...
but the best bit was..... i was then awake till 4am... only to fall asleep ALL DAY in class,....
i think i'll try again tonight... just for giggles...... or is that the nitrous??!?!

I tried the orgasm one, but did not hear any voices and such. if you can lay back relax and focus your mind on the sounds being played in your ears, it will work better. i seriously could not control my body when it started shaking in orgasm. i also tried the out of body one. it was weird. hypnotism works for some, but not others though...

so basically this is like getting "high" for nerds. sounds real cool.........

i heard you need to listen to the reset dose first because the average brain state is "Beta" but the idoser drugs are made for the "alpha" brain state. whatever. i'll try it later.

This stuff works, if you use the right method. (Turn off all lights, lay down, close eyes, concentrate on music) Coke is probably the one that works best for me.

This stuff works, my best friend did the Peyote one and colours starting changing and his monitor went black and white and he completely freaked out.

Though the idea of it seems sound and everyone is claiming no side effects im just worried about it all. I mean the ability to get high without a drug and no lasting side effects sounds too good to be true?

I might need to try this... I need a new digifix.
BTW, this digital music might help your headaches!
http://nerdhappy.com

You guys are really retarded, of course they work but you have to be laying comfortably in the dark without any outside distractions and focus so before you try it about 10 times, which it took for me to work don't say shit about it, do some more research.

Hmmmm....let's see....

This gadget - requires dark place, calm environment, nice headphones, no distractions, 30mins + and the list goes on.....

OR

Smoke a blunt - requiring a lighter.

Gee...

so after reading these comments i decided to d/l a package of these files and try them out and let me say, IT WORKED! you see i had my g/f randomly select a file out of the bunch i d/l and i listened to it. Afterwards i had to take a monster shit...i later asked her which one she played and she told me cocaine...now i didnt nessicarly feel like i was on coke BUT everytime i do coke shortly there after i got to take a monster shit! is it coincidence???? I THINK NOT.

LOL I stumbled across this blog on the interweb (it's a system of tubes fyi) and the comments are some of the funniest shit I've LOL'd for real at.

you know how hypnotism works, how you can only be hypnotised if you want to be... this works the same way.... .... fag

you all bitch way too much. and this article is crap because there is no actual music. there are two tones that are generated by oscillators. the tones are supposed unlock a natural chemical in the brain that is also released when drugs are induced. And on another note if you go to the I-doser web site they make no claim that it is guaranteed to work for everybody, and you can't get pissed at them if you wasted your own time to check them out.

Ok, first off:

1.) You are obviously too fucking dumb to even read HOW you make the doses work. Check out the forums, you shitheads.http://www.i-doser.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1158

2.) FOLLOW THOSE INSTRUCTIONS. Don't make assumptions because you didn't.

3.) Copy and paste this "Elizabeth and the owner of this website are SHITHEADS, and are too fucking stupid to see how things work."

Orgasm just gave me a boner...