Apr 14 2008Halitosis Detector Also Features Alcohol Meter
We featured another stink-breath detector on Geekologie a while ago, but that one didn't have a back-lit screen or breathalyzer, so it sucked. But the Etiquiette Checker ($59) does, so while it still sucks, at least it's the lesser of two suckages. You just blow into the device, and it gives you a score from 1-6, 1 being go French kiss the hottest chick you can find, 6 being you may have just licked a dog's ass. But this marvel doesn't end there, no sir. It also gives you a blood alcohol reading in 0.05 increments (kind of useless). Remember the first time one of your friends got a breathalyzer and you all went out to see who could blow the highest? I do, it was great. I thought for sure I was going to win with a 0.27, but my buddy Shitty Bill ended up blowing us all out of the liquor with a 0.38.
R.I.P. Shitty
UPDATE: Glad this guy wasn't there.
Electronic Etiquette Checker [ohgizmo]
Reader Comments
1. do1t - April 14, 2008 1:58 PM
Hmmm. You know, being single, this device might improve my chances with the ladies. They always seem to faint when I get to close....
I'm going to htpp://do1t.net
2. Chris - April 14, 2008 2:02 PM
It says .05, not .5
3. Chris'Eyes - April 14, 2008 2:22 PM
No, the screen clearly reads .50
4. einstiien - April 14, 2008 2:26 PM
No, the screen on the device does say 0.50 but the increments that it reads in are 0.05, hence the scale at the bottom of the image. 0.00, 0.05, 0.10, etc...
5. Anexio - April 14, 2008 8:22 PM
Can it check my B hole?
I have a real problem back there ever since my trip to Phoenix.