Apr 3 2008This Flying Lawnmower Is The Awesomest Thing I've Seen All Morning Besides My Roommate Running Through The Screen Door
Maybe you've seen this video before, because it's been around for awhile. But you know what? Suck it! *Does that stupid wrestling thing where you X your hands over your genitals* So, yeah, I didn't mean that. Anyway, this lawnmower has a secret. And that secret is the power of flight! It can't cut grass for shit, but I think we can all agree that's a small price to pay for such radical awesomeness. I was so inspired I wrote a poem about it.
Look at the lawnmower fly
High, high up in the sky
It may not cut grass
But that's okay with me
I don't cut the grass anyway
That's why I bought a goat.
*fingers snapping* Thank you, thank you. Honestly though, this thing is sweet. What could be cooler? Nothing. Well, except maybe a flying ride-on mower.
Thanks to Matthew, who doesn't need a lawnmower to fly because he was born with a jetpack, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. cc - April 3, 2008 10:20 AM
yea i saw this its pretty badass the guy makes other weird shit fly too, but their essentially made of cardboard or something
2. SmokingGirl - April 3, 2008 11:04 AM
We all know why you bought a goat...
Now a flying goat, that would be interesting. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's, uh, a goat? Sweet.
3. jessee jackson - April 3, 2008 11:15 AM
omg.
:o
4. al sharpton - April 3, 2008 11:16 AM
u should prolly close that lil mouf a urs there cutie...
"something" might accidentally "fly" in there.
5. jessee jackson - April 3, 2008 11:16 AM
get b3nt, al!
6. MIKE - April 3, 2008 3:21 PM
LMAO that was so funny
"Suck it! *Does that stupid wrestling thing where you X your hands over your genitals*"
hahaha DEGENERATION x
7. SlowMonkey - April 3, 2008 4:26 PM
To the Readers:
Don't touch his dick!
*does that Kevin Kline thing with hands*
8. Kaboost - April 3, 2008 5:53 PM
Looks like CG to me...
9. Derek - April 3, 2008 7:47 PM
I call (partial) shenanigans:
It can't be a real mower, but it is indeed flying.
A model plane under a children's toy?
10. Scott - April 3, 2008 9:49 PM
This one time I was flying my lawnmower in for a landing and I forgot the blade was spinning. I landed on a puppy and it was like: Yip! Grrryorgrar...Poof! Splat!
We laughed and laughed! Guess you had to be there...
11. guate6 - April 4, 2008 2:04 AM
Heh, good one writer.
It's so great when he makes fun of the ass hats who keep posting that things are old, or when he makes fun of people in general (FRIST!).
Anyway, for those of you who don't know, it's not a real mower (shocker, I know), it's a body shaped to look like one over an aircraft; and it's cool as hell.
12. poop - April 4, 2008 5:02 AM
i want to fly with it!
13. STIVLETON MECCA - May 23, 2008 3:29 PM
Um, that was f***ing awesome. And I'd be lieing if I told you this wouldnt mesmerize me for atleast an hour. I also have a fondness for new pennies.
14. None - November 8, 2010 6:01 PM
I actually saw this thing for real! It was at a local R/C airshow.