Apr 24 2008Fat Lamp Is Like A Lava Lamp But Not Really
The Fat Lamp (aka the Slow Glow Light) is filled with fat. When you turn it on the bulb inside melts the fat, rendering it more transparent, and the light gets brighter. Each one cost a staggering $774, so you're definitely better off stealing fat from a liposuction clinic (a la Fight Club) and making your own.
this unique lamp is also a great discussion piece and easily lends itself to artistic interpretation. for example, the slow glow lamp is sluggish and fat-representative of our current culture (at least here in the united states). feel free to develop your own interpretation of this thought-provoking light!
Hey, I've got an one: It's a gross fucking lamp filled with fat. It represents some dumb asshole willing to part with $774 for a glass orb filled with my girlfriend's old stomach. That said, I'd buy one if they were cheaper.
One more picture after the jump.
Product Site [unicahome]
Thanks to Karina, who can light up a room with her radiant smile, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. SmokingGirl - April 24, 2008 12:32 PM
That is utterly disgusting. I think I threw up in my mouth alittle.
2. stumblebumpkin - April 24, 2008 12:46 PM
heh, that's right this is a stupid idiot lamp filled with the contents of my old ass. I think that the useless morons who developed it should be forced to drink the contents of every one of these peice of shit landfill fodder excuses for a fucking LAMP. get a fucking light bulb and sterlize yourselves, please.
3. jessee jackson - April 24, 2008 2:03 PM
If you need a lamp to use as a discussion topic I think you have some problems.
4. Mike Rackhabbit - April 24, 2008 2:23 PM
yummy. fat lamp.
5. Freddy K - April 24, 2008 2:43 PM
So, how do you change the bulb?
6. JonnieThunder - April 24, 2008 3:13 PM
They stole my idea.....I once pooped on a lamp, then invited some friends over to discuss. I thought it represented the plight of the average invisible American, my friends just thought it stunk and left.
7. constant drama - April 24, 2008 3:30 PM
Ahahahahha Jonnie, you cracked me up.
And yeah the idea is cool but the thing itself....not so much....
8. PB&J - April 24, 2008 4:15 PM
"the slow glow lamp is sluggish and fat-representative of our current culture (at least here in the united states)."
Short of the people starving to death because of despots and regional warlords the rest of the world must be svelte athletes eating eating a renewable diet of tofu and alfalfa sprouts.
9. Skeps - April 24, 2008 5:28 PM
So when you're wrestling inside and you knock it over, I'm guessing you can't just glue it back together and hope mom doesn't notice.
10. Andy - April 24, 2008 5:38 PM
BONG!!!!!
That was my first thought haha
11. butter_toast - April 24, 2008 5:55 PM
how do you go about thinking of putting fat in a lamp?
poor designer couldn't keep his fetish away from it.... [[shivers]]
12. Lethal - April 24, 2008 6:35 PM
I think this lamp is phat.
13. Shoes - April 25, 2008 1:08 PM
*gags* Wouldn't it go rancid or something...? Oh god, the smell. *more gags* Why couldn't they just used wax or some sort of opague gel?
14. Scott - April 27, 2008 3:22 AM
I have one of these, its filled with mostly my own semen.
15. Elmo - May 31, 2008 7:35 PM
can they suck the fat out of my ass and give it to me to help me mock my fat - friend(s)?
weather it comes from my ass or some one else's, I still want one
16. Extraabsorbant - July 28, 2008 8:00 PM
fight club is exactly what i was thinking.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MENTIONING THAT
my favourite fucking movie/book ever :D