Apr 24 2008Dude Gets Questionable Mario Tattoos
You know, sometimes you have to do something you don't want to and "take one for the team". Like when you have to Photoshop pictures of a dude's ass cheeks in such a way that they don't blatantly look like a bare buttocks at first glance. HAHA! That's right -- it's a dude's ass! And you looked at it -- which, according to 3rd grade, totally makes you gay. Anyhoo, these are Mario Bros. themed tattoos on a dude's butt.
Mr. Lobes geeky ass cheek tattoos were done by Brad at Atomic Zombie in Edmonton, Alberta. I don't know if he's planning on pounding more color into them, but I hope so, even though they look great as is.
Yes, yes, pounding more color. Great word choice. I posted two uncensored pictures of Mr. Lobes' ass after the jump -- but a warning: It's NSFW bare ass. I mean, you can almost see his balls. Definitely the taint, almost the balls.
Hit the jump to see the rump.
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Thanks to Jan, who in his twisted reality thinks a reward is justified for sending me a link to some dude's bare cheeks, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. BA_Baracus - April 24, 2008 11:14 AM
Wow. I've outrun Imperial starships, but this guy's still got more balls than me for putting that on his cheeks.
2. Conor S - April 24, 2008 11:15 AM
Um, I'm scared.
3. SmokingGirl - April 24, 2008 12:31 PM
Oh my God...I just...can't...take...it...anymore! *bangs head on desk* Shit, I spilled my coffee. Ow, hot.
4. Trevor - April 24, 2008 12:55 PM
It was a nice ass.
5. sbryce - April 24, 2008 1:20 PM
That was the coolest tattoo I've seen, till I saw where it was
6. Sarah - April 24, 2008 1:57 PM
Talk about awkward.
You go on a date with this guy, maybe a few dates, you finally are going to have sex with him, he pulls down his pants and you get a glimpse of a tattoo.
"What is that on your ass, honey?"
"My Mario-themed tattoo on both cheeks."
-grab clothes-
-run like hell-
7. sbryce - April 24, 2008 2:05 PM
Admit it, you would all love it if it was on a girl's boobs.
8. rab - April 24, 2008 2:25 PM
very nice work. those guys at atomic zombie always have nice stuff.
as for mario on a butt? it's not blowing my mind but it's still an awesome idea.
9. David - April 24, 2008 2:43 PM
Hmm, I don't know about the two marios. One looks alright, the other looks like he's getting ready to take it up the ass.
10. sbryce - April 24, 2008 3:09 PM
Clearly David has never heard of a certain character by the name of Luigi.
11. constant drama - April 24, 2008 3:32 PM
Am I the only one who is seeing the hair in his buttcrack?
12. pickle - April 24, 2008 6:15 PM
I'd do him.
13. Icehawg - April 24, 2008 6:30 PM
@7 sbryce : Yes. Yes I would. I would also like week old creamed spinach if it was on a nice set of t***. But that is not a girls boobs. That some hairy monkey's ass.
I am making a list of all the things I would NOT like on a girls boobs :
Casket lid.
Dead Possum....well...if it was rancid.
That is all.
14. Churnin - April 25, 2008 12:05 PM
Nice work, butt they need a lot more colour "pounded" into them... hhahaha... Ahhhh, good old Edmonchuck... how I miss you!
15. J Rez - April 25, 2008 4:52 PM
I swear to god, I'm going to start a professional laser tattoo business and make millions. Ten years from now, a lot of people are going to realize they're no longer 25-year-old idiots who think their lives will never change... Imagine if Goths or Emos could only get their ridiculous haircuts removed via a multi-thousand-dollar surgical procedure.
16. geekiegurl - April 18, 2009 12:47 PM
Awwww! I know brad! Thats crazy, i just randomly came across this. Good work my friend!
17. Don - July 21, 2009 8:41 PM
Its Awesome!! but to bad that Mario is blue;