Apr 8 2008Disturbing: Baby Chocolates Are Scary, Edible

Ryan, who sent this tip, wrote to let me know that Geekologie hadn't featured anything creepy in a while, and this was his suggestion. It's a baby (complete with a hose bigger than mine) made entirely of chocolate. I think the hair is a little suspect, but what do I know? I'm only Willy Wonka's apprentice. And no, I don't shower with the Oompa-Loompas, so I've never seen them naked. Quit asking.
UPDATE: FAKE! FIRST! FUCK they're not chocolate they're made of silicon or something. Scary baby cake added after the jump to make up for it (Thanks M).
Several more after the jump.



Newborns made of chocolate [pravda]
Thanks to Ryan, who lets me know when the Geekologie creepy-factor falls beneath an acceptable level, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. Crystal - April 8, 2008 10:23 AM
deeply Deeply disturbing.. white chocolate, dark chocolate babies..that you eat,.. whoever though of this should be shot.
2. Robert - April 8, 2008 10:24 AM
Sick, sick, sick!
3. Strife - April 8, 2008 10:30 AM
King cakes would be so much more fun! When the person doesn't say owe when they bite into a plastic baby but instead a CHocolate baby and saying Mmmmmmm!!! I want a bag!
4. yeu2 - April 8, 2008 10:32 AM
ummmm... WTF.... that is creepy
http://yeu2.com
5. guate6 - April 8, 2008 10:36 AM
Good job, you've brought back the creepy-factor. This reminds me of the post made months ago where the guy made the really large realistic baby. These look like that baby, but cuter...in a strangely creepy way.
I guess it's aimed at those who are pro-abortion and/or pro-making dead baby jokes *shruggles*
In any case, I must admit that I'm curious as to the actual taste (a non-baby-shaped piece would suffice), but I see no practical use for these..if I wanted chocolate, I would get a bar-o-deliciousness (read: bar of chocolate).
6. damn - April 8, 2008 10:43 AM
a cannibalistic pedophile's wet dream.......
7. Fasshonaburu - April 8, 2008 10:50 AM
You've been lied to! According to Snopes they're made from clay:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/marzipan.asp
Punch Ryan in the face!
8. do not want - April 8, 2008 10:55 AM
oh jesus christ! that's sick
just in case you haven't been sufficiently creeped out,
have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFx2hSkuWk8
cheers!
M
9. jsos - April 8, 2008 11:00 AM
fasshonaburu - marzipan is almost paste, not clay. well done genius. any other revelations for us?
no? ok, go read a book.
10. PrettyBoyDarci - April 8, 2008 11:04 AM
I second Fasshonaburu.
Here's the artist's website.
http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/index.htm
11. jab - April 8, 2008 11:08 AM
jsos - Read Fail. Try reading the snopes article again:
the items pictured above are not made of marzipan, nor are they edible. They're 2- to 5-inch sculptures created by artist Camille Allen (including some entries from her Shell Baby line of miniatures), and they're made from Prosculpt polymer clay and mohair. Definitely not the kind of thing most of us would find palatable.
12. Andrea - April 8, 2008 11:19 AM
Is just a sculpture: nobody would eat it, come on!
You get "creeped" quite easily: you never hear about art made with food? This art is (almost) never ate (or eaten? sorry for my bad english).
13. leg3nd - April 8, 2008 11:47 AM
-Points @ jsos and laughs-
14. guate6 - April 8, 2008 2:20 PM
Ok, since they're not chocolate, then it's alright. The baby cake was well done though.
15. Cyberwulf - April 8, 2008 3:08 PM
How do you stop a baby from exploding in the microwave?
Stick holes in it with a fork.
16. Baby Taster - April 8, 2008 4:02 PM
What's the difference between unloading a truck full of babies vs. a truck full of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork on the babies...
17. Scott - April 8, 2008 4:05 PM
@15, I'm struggling not to LOL. That's in extremely poor taste.
18. Fasshonaburu - April 8, 2008 4:44 PM
jsos - I am vindicated! At least I CAN read, apparently you're even dumber than a fashion blogger.
19. Brian - April 8, 2008 6:07 PM
Mmmmm! Get in mah BELLEH!
20. mr. scruff - April 8, 2008 6:44 PM
dead baby jokes, classic.
21. buzz_clik - April 8, 2008 7:54 PM
@15 - And the companion piece (v. poor taste) joke:
Q: How long does it take for a baby to explode in a microwave?
A: I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
I was told that by a bloke with a daughter who was not yet 1 at the time. I'm totally off the hook!
22. buzz_clik - April 8, 2008 7:55 PM
Oh, and I forgot to add - Snopes FTW yet again!
23. Mike B - April 9, 2008 12:11 AM
I eat babies.
24. butterbee - April 9, 2008 10:39 AM
REAL!
25. Shoes - April 9, 2008 9:40 PM
God. I would love for those to be real. I'd buy an entire box or something and become "that crazy ass bitch eating small babies in the park." I'd do it in front of little kids too in hopes that someone cries.
26. Cyberwulf - April 10, 2008 3:47 AM
Make them a little pinker and call them fetuses. I'd eat them.
27. hahaha - April 12, 2008 11:17 AM
i foresee pro-life kids buying those by the truckload to pelt them at pro-choice folks
watch Dumplings ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumplings_(film) )
creepiest, sickest damn thing ever. D:
28. Kelly - May 3, 2008 10:36 PM
I'm not really sure whats worse- The fact that these tiny horrors are edible...or that they are anatomically correct. Gross. The purchase of these tiny naked confections HAS GOT to put you on some kind of child molester watch list!
29. tich - May 29, 2008 12:20 PM
craftsmanship is beautiful..............but still........really creepy
30. Sidero - August 5, 2008 8:47 AM
lmao .. beautiful .. but seriously disturbing .. why would yu want to eat a baby cake anyway .. it looks nice tho .. nd the miniature baby chocolates = wtf lmao .. im gladd they're fake .. lmao @ # 25 but before the in front of kids thing lol .. uhm 27 has a valid point i should bring this to the attention of the pro`lifers standing in front of the abortion clinic ..
31. baby bobo - August 13, 2008 10:18 PM
you guys are wierd mother f***ers baby eaten whores from china
32. Marie - October 8, 2008 2:13 AM
Im not too sure about the rest of the photos but the one with a hand all the babies, I've seen before; they're made of Marzipan (almond paste)
33. meli - October 19, 2008 5:47 PM
omg wow thats like scary and weird but awsome too
34. sierra - January 23, 2009 2:22 PM
omg those are so cute i want one but i would never eat it sp adorible where do order them reply
35. Courtney - January 23, 2009 2:27 PM
awwww these r ssoooo adorable i want one
I <3 U Sierra!!
So yeah lyk tell me where u get one! ; )
36. JOJO - February 23, 2009 11:48 PM
واو يجنن
37. phil - April 23, 2009 12:11 AM
love the baby cakes
see this realistic guitar cake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rprh43HS2EI
38. Sally - April 28, 2009 8:00 PM
The miniature babies are made of polymer clay not silicone or marzipan and they are by an artist named Camille allen
39. kay - July 23, 2009 4:45 PM
thats pretty kool
a bit wierd && creppy but
those people should make the chocolate look like something like not human babies!! wow lol
40. sirisha - July 27, 2009 2:54 AM
its amaging to see this choclate babies
but we can't eat a baby chocolate
but it was too wqonderful to think and
41. NikNak.... - July 27, 2009 11:15 AM
AWWW i kinda think its supa cute!!! <3 but all my fwends thnk it creepy!! HAHA =P
42. M - August 29, 2009 9:06 AM
Incredible!
I can't accept it.
43. Caitlyn - September 4, 2009 11:08 PM
that's not cool. I mean who would do stuff like that???? I know people love chocolate but them making a baby out of chocolate that's just sick!!!!!
44. NADIA - September 8, 2009 9:21 AM
PEOPLE YOU ARE SOOOOO WRONG!!!! IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE SO WHO EVER POSTED IT NEEDS TO GO GET HIS FACTS STRAIGHT?? IF YOU DID YOU'RE RESEARCH CORECTLY YOU'LL SEE IT'S MADE OUT OF WAX!!!!
DUH!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT THE WOMANS SITE AT www.preciousparcels.co.za AND YOU WILL SEE THAT SEE MAKES BIGGER SIZES TOO, LIKE A NORMAL SIZE BABY???
GROW UP PEOPLE!!!
SINCE WHEN DO YOU COMMENT ON SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?
NADIA
45. nerd - September 19, 2009 10:26 AM
wtf those look so real i really want one can u guys send me some for free