Apr 4 2008Busted: Boy Charged For Camera Taser
Remember the disposable camera taser from a month ago? Well it turns out a kid got busted after making one and bringing it to school. Shocking (!), I know. He claims to have gotten the instructions on the interwebs (but not from me, I just linked to the DIY page). The boy was charged with possession of a weapon at school, attempted assault and breach of peace. Way to go dipshit! To his defense though, we all did the same thing when we were that age. At least I did. One time in homeroom I told the inbred yokel sitting next to me jam a clothes pin into an electric socket and it would spark. She didn't believe me. I warned her though: only hold the wooden part, don't touch the metal. It was awesome. There was a big blue spark the size of a basketball, then the electronic clock in the room went out, along with the air pump in the fish tank. She was sent to the office. Next period I had to run the mile in PE, and when I was coming in (after about six minutes), there was the principal waiting for me at the finish line. I puked on his shoes.
Teen Booked In Modification Of Camera Into 'Taser' [wcbstv]
Thanks to Mike, who doesn't need a stupid camera taser because women already find him electrifying, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. poop - April 4, 2008 10:34 AM
cool invention.
2. kljaks - April 4, 2008 10:46 AM
That's why I can't stand America.
3. poop - April 4, 2008 10:56 AM
wonder how much they charged him for it?
4. Scott - April 4, 2008 10:59 AM
Yea, America is the land of taser cameras! Down with America! What happened to good old fashioned human bombs on the school bus...Oh wait, that's a different country....
On a related note: My taser camera snaps a delightful picture to commemorate each shocking incident.
See, I used the word "shocking" to describ...LOL!! *wipes tear* Excuse me...LOL!
5. guate6 - April 4, 2008 11:25 AM
That's why "Team America World Police" was made, so that some can get an idea (if they didn't already have one) that the United states is a country that tries policing other countries. Mind you my point is that it tries really hard to be very strict within the country, and it makes everything gay.
There are many a thing wrong with the United States, and all you super-"patriotic" types come off as very ignorant sometimes with your comments about it being the best country, or about how it protects other countries, or is the best country on the planet (ha!), etc.
Having said that, yes the kid was an idiot for bringing it to school, though he gets props for taking initiative and doing a DIY project. The legal system is run by morons who don't applaud those in which there is a spark (!) of creativity. If that kid went to jail or something and had the judge post bail, then I'd want to bond him out.
6. Scott - April 4, 2008 12:04 PM
@5:
Dude, get a grip! Oh, and if you hate America so much, get the f#ck out! If you currently live in another country stay there, we're already loaded with liberal a$$clowns. How's that for some world police whoop ass! Excuse me while I re-redden my neck. Actually my brother does it with a big stick.
Seriously though, this is not the place for seriousness, just ask my new friend SmokingGirl.
7. SlowMonkey - April 4, 2008 12:56 PM
You are quite a bit smarter than me Geek Guy. I didn't set other people up in school - I set myself up. Most of the time I thought I was serving a higher purpose but actually I was setting myself up. I once used permanent rollers to set my long hair into an Afro so I could go to school that way during a race riot.
8. guate6 - April 4, 2008 1:03 PM
#6: yep, that's exactly what I was waiting for...with more from different people to come.
9. Cyberwulf - April 5, 2008 5:58 AM
I'm a hermit, I associate with no country, but I would make it, and encourage children to make it. zapping the shit out of stupid people is my right as a human being. This one kid when I was in high school made a mortar in metal shop, so I told the fucker to triple his original gunpowder usage to get a good bang out of it. I still chuckle when I remember his face the next day...