Apr 15 2008Designer Gas Masks Are Freaking Nuts
This is a set of designer gas masks made for rich people that need protection from lethal gases in the coming apocalypse. Because if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that Louis Vuitton accessories are a must when you've been attacked with poison gas. Unfortunately these are not real commercial products, they're gallery pieces. I'm not sure which gallery, but I imagine it also has a 24K fallout shelter and diamond studded tank. As you may have noticed, I got creative with the picture there and pasted the white mask with the cross over the other two, making it the Holy Trinity of gas maskery. I thought Jesus would appreciate that touch.
Bigger pictures of the individual masks after the jump.
Thanks again to Jaden, who will undoubtedly survive the apocalypse because he's freaking smart, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. SmokingGirl - April 15, 2008 3:09 PM
Nothing like a religious gas mask to get one going in the morning. Now where's my rosary...how the hell did it get into my underwear drawer? Dunno, but now it's time for the Miraculous Mysteries. Excuse me...
2. SmokingGirl - April 15, 2008 3:20 PM
BTW...am I the only woman that comments on here? I'm starting to feel a bit unnerved.
3. Scott - April 15, 2008 3:45 PM
As a Christian I can say that I am quite amused. Who other would know if such a joke is funny. As you can see we are not those people the media try to project us as.
4. Scott - April 15, 2008 4:01 PM
It's clearly just a lower case 't'...
You religious zealot!
Jk..lol
5. groonk - April 15, 2008 5:09 PM
oh! those are kinda cool. be in style at any apocalypse.
6. SlowMonkey - April 15, 2008 6:46 PM
I am a woman but don't let that stop you from being unnerved. I'll take the gas mask on the left with a purse and pair of shoes to match. It's kind of mumps-y looking and I have a skirt that goes with that.
7. SmokingGirl - April 15, 2008 7:35 PM
I actually have a purse, shoes, skirt, and shirt that goes with the mask on the right.
Copper and brown are just so in right now...and who doesn't want to look fancy during the apocalypse? Might snag me one of the Four Horsemen, never know.
8. poop - April 15, 2008 10:57 PM
good to see the peter sniffers are posting. hell yea! subjective beeotches! bend over and take it harrd! feel the burn of the three dong night.
9. SmokingGirl - April 16, 2008 1:16 AM
@8, if it's burning then you're not doing it right.
But let me guess...Virgin is your middle name?
10. buzz_clik - April 16, 2008 2:11 AM
@7 - Indeed! Think of how snazzy you'll look while fighting over a tin of canned food in the ruins of civilisation, while your opponent for said nourishment wears a sad, off-the-rack olive green gas mask. Peasant.
11. CrazyMan - April 16, 2008 9:31 AM
Everyone knows this is for rappers who want a gas mask bong that looks amazing.
Duh.
12. RingerINC - April 16, 2008 2:32 PM
Can't a gas mask rock a jesus piece without starting a religious debate?
13. Quetxy - April 16, 2008 2:50 PM
I don't dig Vuitton, but hey! It's the end of the world... there won't be any survivors to see me wear that...
Oh, wait... there are survivors... all of the other snobby a-holes Vuitton lovers!
Damn! *cut my wrists with an oreo*
btw. I'm a girl too.
14. buzz_clik - April 16, 2008 8:46 PM
@13 - Me too... but only on Friday nights. Keep it hush hush, though. I don't think my girlfriend has quite figured out why her clothes keep getting stretched out.
15. imxres - April 24, 2008 10:29 AM
its an art project, they aren't real commercial products idiot.
16. Pil - May 2, 2008 11:44 AM
You'll definitly be the first one to be robbed of your mask when some lunatic realise that he doesn't have a mask but really should:P I'll go for something ugly:)
17. Prophet of DOOOOOM! - May 22, 2008 3:44 PM
Are you my mummy?
18. Miko Del - June 13, 2008 9:56 AM
The Holy Trinity of Gas Maskery?!?? Is nothing Sacred, man??!!????
What was that movie, Dharma? Dogma? George Carlin is the ONLY one who could unveil this Apocalyptian "Jesus Filter" with any dignity.
Step back, all of you ... please.
19. quinnny - July 5, 2008 10:16 PM
man thoose are f***ing hot!!!!..i want the white one id pay any amount :-D