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Designer Gas Masks Are Freaking Nuts

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This is a set of designer gas masks made for rich people that need protection from lethal gases in the coming apocalypse. Because if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that Louis Vuitton accessories are a must when you've been attacked with poison gas. Unfortunately these are not real commercial products, they're gallery pieces. I'm not sure which gallery, but I imagine it also has a 24K fallout shelter and diamond studded tank. As you may have noticed, I got creative with the picture there and pasted the white mask with the cross over the other two, making it the Holy Trinity of gas maskery. I thought Jesus would appreciate that touch.

Bigger pictures of the individual masks after the jump.

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Thanks again to Jaden, who will undoubtedly survive the apocalypse because he's freaking smart, for the tip

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  • INSERT__NAME

    Oh, haha. Hilarious article, very nice. Makes ya wonder what rich people do for fun, huh?

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