Apr 16 2008Cyborg Keyboard: Not A Rocket Control Panel

The Cyborg Keyboard can't assimilate worth a damn but it does have glowing keys. The peripheral allows you to mix shades of color from red to amber to green and the hue will glow through all the letters. In addition to all the colorwheel fun, it's got 12 programmable "Cyborg' keys (the ones on the far sides), tough metal-caps in high-use gaming areas, and a Cyborg mode that configures the keyboard to your preferred gaming settings with the push of a button. Plus it looks like something off a spaceship. So you can sit in front of it and make rocket noises and shit and feel like a real spaceman. If, of course, real spacemen sit at their computers going "beepity beep beep", and "pew-pew" in their boxers. Which they don't, so you'll just feel like an asshat. Unless you're high, in which case that'd be awesome.
'Cyborg' keyboard lives up to its name [crave]
Thanks to Huevo, who rocks a pair of monster eggs, for the tip

Reader Comments
1. Frosty - April 16, 2008 10:47 AM
FIRST!!
omg that is siiiickkkkkk!!!!!
2. Scott - April 16, 2008 10:55 AM
So, in the end it's a keyboard.......
Whoopty Doo!
3. Mysterious M - April 16, 2008 10:56 AM
pew pew
asshat and proud
4. SmokingGirl - April 16, 2008 11:34 AM
Ghey!
That's right, I spelled gay ghey. Oh yea! *taps fingers* When will that coffee be done, dammit.
5. Shoes - April 16, 2008 2:00 PM
Damn it. I want that damn thing if the metal keys are actually more durable... Because the right side of my space bar doesn't work... the left arrow is wonky and the num pad is slowly dying...
6. blp - April 16, 2008 2:52 PM
I don't get the cyborg connection. Does Lena Headey come over and blow it away with a shotgun? Because that would create a massive tent in my boxers!
7. David - April 16, 2008 3:53 PM
WASD can suck my d*ck...
RMB/ZXC 4 LYFE!
8. meanmofo - April 16, 2008 7:59 PM
For some reason it reminds me of the original Knight Rider...
9. buzz_clik - April 16, 2008 9:12 PM
LOCATION: Hasbro HQ
DATELINE: Uh... the 80s
Some Guy: Okay, so here's our new Decepticon toy. It's an evil robot that turns into an evil keyboard. More coke, anyone? *sniff*
10. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 4:09 AM
So, in the end it's a keyboard.......
Whoopty Doo!
11. penis enlargement - October 6, 2009 7:47 AM
I like the idea