Apr 7 2008Yes!: Super Mario Piranha Plant Dongwear
This is a pair of underwear available on Etsy featuring a silk-screened piranha plant from Super Maro Bros. They run $17 and are made from American Apparel undies (unworn), so they're sweatshop and scabies free. Now maybe I'm only speaking for myself when I say this, but doesn't that piranha plant look like the scary man-eating dong that chases you in your nightmares? Anybody else getting that?
Piranha Plant Underwear [gonintendo]
Thanks to Ryan, whose member wouldn't even begin to fit in those things, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. Freddy K - April 7, 2008 3:46 PM
Not sure if I like something with teeth and known chomping action silk-screened on my junk.
2. jab - April 7, 2008 4:23 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure your penis would invert if you wore those.
3. guate6 - April 7, 2008 4:54 PM
Man: Look hun...this piranha-lookin' thing is comin' at'cha in 3D!!
Woman: Brad, come on now, you know I don't take you seriously when you wear those and then try to seduce me.
Man: Oh c'mon honey, these things are so cool. Look, it looks like it wants you...it's throbbing out like it's going to bite you. Ooooohhhh, be careful honey, this thing ain't go'n hol' back.
Woman:
4. guate6 - April 7, 2008 4:55 PM
It's supposed to say:
Woman: *leaves*
(Sorry, I used the carats ><)
5. Sophie - April 7, 2008 5:48 PM
Good one guate6!
The woman should leave
LOL
6. mimang - April 7, 2008 8:35 PM
come on.. underdoodles???
7. Carolyn - April 8, 2008 12:04 AM
So, I was like: that's cool, nerdy underwear.
And then I just realized that it's possibly a bit obscene to have a picture of a biting flower growing out of a pipe...right....there...
This could be just me, haha.
8. Lizzie - April 8, 2008 7:51 AM
These are amazing.
I feel compelled to let you know that while quiet, American Apparel was sold and/or went under new ownership within the last year. They no longer guarantee that their items are sweatshop free: some of them are now outsourced.
Boo.
9. herpesfinder - April 9, 2008 1:26 AM
My friends want to buy a Dongwear like this
10. Sentral - April 9, 2008 5:13 AM
It's like a chastity belt but softer, lighter and less chafing.
11. lastactioncowboy - April 18, 2008 12:03 PM
come to my site april 30th
www.lastactioncowboy.com
these dongwear aint nothin compared to what i'm releasing later!