Yes!: Super Mario Piranha Plant Dongwear

This is a pair of underwear available on Etsy featuring a silk-screened piranha plant from Super Maro Bros. They run $17 and are made from American Apparel undies (unworn), so they're sweatshop and scabies free. Now maybe I'm only speaking for myself when I say this, but doesn't that piranha plant look like the scary man-eating dong that chases you in your nightmares? Anybody else getting that?

Piranha Plant Underwear [gonintendo]

Thanks to Ryan, whose member wouldn't even begin to fit in those things, for the tip

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