Apr 18 2008Chill Stick Looks Like Cue Case, Holds Beer
The Chill Stick ($12) is a neoprene sleeve that keeps six beers cold and looks like the case for a pool cue. That way you can sneak beer into places that have pool tables. Namely bars. Screw paying $2.25 a beer when you can bring your own. Am I right? I am. Same principal goes for outside food and drink at the movie theater. They tell you not to do it, but everybody does. But does everybody throw moistened Jujubes at the screen to see if they'll stick? No, because that's a waste of good candy. So yeah, the Chill Stick. Not sure if the floating arm comes with it or you have to buy that separately, but $12 for both would be a steal.
Chill Stick Disguises A Six Pack [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. blp - April 18, 2008 12:08 PM
That is so simple but brilliant! Beer's only $2.25 across the pond is it, lucky bastards. Here it's like the equivalent $7.
2. Node32774 - April 18, 2008 12:18 PM
Seriously. I wish beers at the bar cost me $2.25. Try $4.50 where I live, and that's for cheap domestic shit.
3. Skurupu - April 18, 2008 12:19 PM
Then come to Norway.
A beer cost from $10 to $12 here.
4. jerk - April 18, 2008 12:32 PM
This product has been out for years.
5. jerk - April 18, 2008 12:34 PM
I like to masturbate into this, and carry it around.
6. jerk - April 18, 2008 12:35 PM
I have a hat made of corn.
7. jerk - April 18, 2008 12:36 PM
I have one big eyebrow. You can pat it for a penny.
8. jerk - April 18, 2008 12:41 PM
I want to be your spongecake.
9. Scott - April 18, 2008 12:47 PM
Ohhh, so it's not a penis warmer! It'd be too small for me anyway....and by me I mean someone else entirely, an African American gentlemen perhaps.
10. SmokingGirl - April 18, 2008 12:49 PM
Does the dismembered arm come with the cooler?
11. JonnieThunder - April 18, 2008 1:03 PM
This has been out for years, like 20 years. I have one attached to my golf bag, right next to my ball hair comb. It's important to have well groomed pubic hair while on the golf course, and a collared shirt.
12. TetterkeT - April 18, 2008 1:18 PM
Yeah, what's up w/ the arm? Was the model's face grotesquely hideous?
13. Scott - April 18, 2008 1:18 PM
@11, that is absolutely disgusting! Oh wait, I'm being told that collared shirts are appropriate for the golf course. My apologies Sir!
14. Mearl Cameron - April 18, 2008 4:00 PM
how sturdy is it? can i insert it into myself? maybe with the beers in it. super.
15. The Dr. - April 20, 2008 1:46 AM
Ah, finally something to carry my Lincoln Logs around in.