Apr 25 2008Cat 5 Wedding Rings Let Everyone Know You're Connected To A Very Special Geek
Looking for a nice geeky ring to seal the deal with your special someone? How about these Cat 5 rings? No? Okay, just thought I'd throw it out there.
A wedding set for the unconventional! The female ring has a choice of four opaque colors: turquoise, white, orange or black. The male ring stands tall and dramatically transparent. Switch-up the sexes! Order two of the same! The world is your technological oyster.
First of all, the world is not my "technological" oyster. The world is my "kick me while I'm down and then punch me in the throat when I try to get up" oyster. Secondly, I didn't even propose to my wife, she proposed to me. You should have seen the ring she used. Okay, it wasn't so much a ring as it was brass knuckles. And sure, she wasn't so much proposing as she was punching me in the face and telling me to get off her property. But I think you get the point -- we're a match made in heaven. Well technically it was the alcohol safety class you have to take after two DUI's, but whatever.
A worthwhile gallery of geeky rings, including a vacuum tube one, after the jump.
10 Most Bizarre Wedding Rings [oddee]
Thanks to Yvonne, who prefers a more traditional wedding band, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. stuey - April 25, 2008 12:46 PM
I will KILL anyone who buys this.
2. SplashMountain - April 25, 2008 12:52 PM
Ummmm..... It isn't Cat 5 (Category Five). CAT 5 is the cable, the connector is calle d RJ-45.
3. SmokingGirl - April 25, 2008 12:55 PM
Yes, the woman wears the hole and the man wears the sticking-straight-up rod of destiny.
Yes, yes, yes, impale me with your connector, yes, just ram it in there, yes, oh yes.
Well, now that we have preformed geeky coitus, let's try for the real thing! *woman looks confused, man looks frightened*
And they lived happily ever after.
4. Scott - April 25, 2008 12:58 PM
@1: Now that is the funniest post I've read since....well, my own posts! LOL!!
Regarding the subject, just like in real life the moral of the story is that two males don't fit together.
5. Derf - April 25, 2008 1:16 PM
Scott you homophobic small minded sheeple. Jesus is a lie. Get over it.
D
6. Braticus - April 25, 2008 1:26 PM
Heh. I'd totally get these for me and my bf, but then everybody would know which one of us was the top and which was the bottom :(
7. Meaty_Urologist - April 25, 2008 1:50 PM
Two female rings would be hot.
8. Aaron - April 25, 2008 2:35 PM
RJ-45? That's so last decade.
Where's the WI-FI option?
9. Scott - April 25, 2008 3:09 PM
@5: Thank you so much for your kind words. *wipes a tear* I didn't know you cared so much.
10. Trevor - April 25, 2008 6:41 PM
Less chance for errors with CAT 6 or even CAT 5e for that matter. Plain old CAT 5 is jinxing the relationship.
11. Corbijn - April 26, 2008 9:55 AM
Someone make tesla coil rings, please. I just wanna see the video.
12. Egads - April 27, 2008 3:18 AM
I have no idea what most of you are talking about. i am not geek enough, throw me in a pit of my feces, if you must.
13. MoMan - April 28, 2008 1:56 AM
So......if you catch your wife with her ring attached to someone else's, does that count as cheating?
14. laz - April 29, 2008 9:32 AM
what is the singular for sheeple?
btw i think sheeple is a stupid word.
15. fuxor - May 15, 2008 10:07 AM
hello friend. thise is nice rings. thenks for givin as the imagges.
16. brandi - July 4, 2008 12:33 PM
jesus is real. It's actually 8p8c- 8 pair 8 conductor. I dig the binary.
17. antoinette chua - December 15, 2008 6:26 AM
I can't imagine wearing the last ring. I might kill someone or stab someone when wearing it in public. hahaha
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