Apr 8 2008Bleeehhh!: You Don't Even Want To Know
Okay, since the baby chocolates turned out to be a hoax, submitter beefytee decided to really ramp up the creepy, disturbing factor to an 11 with this tip. If you've recently eaten lunch or are about to, save reading it for later.
Placenta 10000 is a jelly drink. With placenta. Pig placenta. 10,000 mg worth (hence the name). I just puked in my mouth. Now it's dribbling out onto the keyboard.
Placenta is said to have regenerative properties, especially concerning beauty, and can help with dieting as well. At about $8 per drink, it's expensive, but Japanese aren't exactly known for sacrificing their health and looks for a couple of bucks either.
If 10,000 mg/serving just doesn't cut it for your placenta-loving pallet, they have a Placenta 400,000 concentrate (on the left in the picture) so you can make...Ms. Piggy... bleeeehhhh!!...cocktails.
Placenta 10000 jelly drink is FOSHU for beauty [cscout]
Thanks to beefytee and his incredible steak shirt for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. SlowMonkey - April 8, 2008 2:18 PM
Gives new meaning to "jello shots", eh?
2. beefytee - April 8, 2008 2:40 PM
actually I have to give credit where credit is due. j8 showed this to me...and I in turn showed it to you. So go j8...you ...rock?
3. guate6 - April 8, 2008 2:43 PM
The placenta itself can be broken down into the components that actually have the health benefiting components; that and it's really mostly useful when it's fresh. It's not particularly a hoax, but it's not completely true either. Stick to a good diet and exercise and you'll be fine.
Or if you are feeling that you need a little something extra, a mother's milk has amazing properties for being able to treat and cure many ailments. Perhaps a lot would be turned off by the idea, but it's true.
4. Cyberwulf - April 8, 2008 2:56 PM
Bwaaaaahahahaaaa!!!..... *gasps for air*
5. whatever - April 8, 2008 3:03 PM
do they come in 6 packs?
6. Scott - April 8, 2008 3:21 PM
I refuse to drink this until they replace the "pig" with "human". I'm for full degradation of society in every way. In other words, I've become a liberal.
7. Uncle Eccoli - April 8, 2008 4:02 PM
Fucking Japanese...
A friend of mine is in Japan right now, maybe I'll have him look for this stuff
8. yeu2 - April 8, 2008 4:11 PM
Hmmm, isn;t placenta is Shampoo? Has anyone asked the pig if they wanted first dibs on the placenta. Most importantly, can you imagine if your job is HARVESTING the Placenta from the PIG?
http://yeu2.com
9. Polly Pureheart - April 8, 2008 6:17 PM
Ok. What the fuck are wrong with the Japanese? Huh?
10. Kooky - April 8, 2008 10:46 PM
I literally vomited. Who'd drink that.
11. Sarah C. - April 8, 2008 11:32 PM
Yeu2, there is a placenta shampoo that I've seen at Walmart.
Using after birth in anyway other than trash is disgusting!
12. Sentral - April 9, 2008 5:07 AM
Surely that can't be real? Please dear god why would someone drink it?
13. Ray - April 10, 2008 2:50 AM
I kid you not, some Chinese keep the placenta after the birth of their child and cook a stew with it. Some unknowing new mothers just eat these chunky stew readily. Or it may be dried, ground to a powder and use like pepper.
14. Elmo - May 31, 2008 7:02 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
15. ? - July 1, 2008 9:34 PM
Ok, when I read this I was fine. Then I looked up "placenta" on Wikipedia. Now I want to barf. So let me get this straight, placenta is a pig's eg.... and pig's sp.... yes.