Apr 23 2008Bacon Scarf Sadly Tastes Like Fleece
If there's one thing I learned repeatedly while growing up it's that a dog can and will bite your genitals if you have a piece of bacon in your pocket. So how's a boy supposed to get his daily bacon quota without rocking a pork pocket? Simply -- with a bacon scarf. Each is made from 100% recycled bottle fleece and costs $38 (plus $7 shipping). You know, I may get one closer to winter, but it's just now getting warm out so I can't think about scarves right now. But what I can think about are summer dresses. You catch my drift guys?. *wink, wink* You do know what I'm saying, right? Good, now tell me if I should wear my black flats or brown leather pumps with this one.
Thanks to Mallory, who is new to Geekologie, for the tip. Everyone give her a warm welcome -- but stay away from the snacks, those are for after the meeting.
Reader Comments
1. Scott - April 23, 2008 3:46 PM
First....Awww, who the hell cares!
Goodnight Gracie.
2. poop - April 23, 2008 3:52 PM
shit, that makes me want to go down to the bar and drink a beer and get a cheeseburger sandwich, with lettuce, bacon and tomoatoeeo(e).
i think you should join me...
3. SmokingGirl - April 23, 2008 5:06 PM
Scott...what's the matter? You seem down today. :( I don't like to see my men unhappy.
P.S. I would never wear a bacon scarf, filet minon maybe, but never bacon.
4. Eh - April 24, 2008 12:07 PM
I was interested, but $38 seems steep.
My post is touching smoking girl's post. Ahhhhhhh.
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