Apr 29 20083,800 HP Jet-Cycle Is A Little Over The Top
Mad Ron Laycock is a man. Mad Ron Laycock is a man who should change his name. Mad Ron Laycock is a man who should change his name and be careful riding a 3,800 HP jet powered deathtrap. That just doesn't look like a good idea. And this is coming from a guy who gets friends to bet him he won't jump out of tall trees. So I know all about bad ideas. Anyway, this bike certainly does bring new meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket", doesn't it? Hrrm, this time that actually made sense. I don't like that. Oh well, good luck with that thing, Mr. Laypipe. Just one last question -- are your balls really steel? Oh damn, plutonium. Well keep those suckers good and polished -- I've heard chicks dig a nice radioactive glow down there.
Another picture after the jump.
Reader Comments
1. Bonjoor - April 29, 2008 6:19 PM
Grotesque
2. Ok - April 29, 2008 6:50 PM
FAKE
3. Sophie - April 29, 2008 7:20 PM
Ok I'll say it
Hey # 2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
There, you are all welcome.
I wanna see the wind blow the opposite way...... oo ooo fun
4. SmokingGirl - April 29, 2008 7:25 PM
I like your hostility, Sophie. We should band together and make an unstoppable duo that takes over the world of geekiness. Wouldn't that just be a pip...
S to the G, woot, woot.
5. jane - April 29, 2008 7:27 PM
i am so sorry to be correcting like this but i've been editing for 5 STRAIGHT HOURS:
"this time that actually made sense this time."
you only need one "this time." SORRY
6. David - April 29, 2008 7:33 PM
Video, or I call shenanigans.
7. Rusak - April 29, 2008 7:45 PM
Yeah man , ive seen a few false things on this website before , i think you should get some proof because this one looks fishy
8. matt - April 29, 2008 7:55 PM
obviously fake. if you look at how the smoke overlays the barrier rail to the far-left of the 2nd picture, you can tell it's obviously photoshopped. i think perhaps they intended to clip out some of the left side of the pic. either that or they just suck at photoshop.
9. Freddy K - April 29, 2008 8:02 PM
I'm not an expert by any means, but before you call fake based on ONE photo, you should check out the stream. It looks pretty real to me. picture of the bike in the begining stages: http://www.madv8bike.com/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidth=560&linkpath=http://www.madv8bike.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/DCP_0001.JPG.w560h420.jpg&target=tlx_new
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nd a whole slew of pictures if the bike in action.... too bad the video doesn't play... http://www.madv8bike.com/id10.html
10. Contra Legem - April 29, 2008 9:50 PM
Not gonna call this one yet. I'm more concerned that I can make out the face of Jesus behind this guy's ass...
11. Cryptonic - April 29, 2008 10:15 PM
first one looks real but the second one looks fake
12. buzz_clik - April 29, 2008 11:28 PM
I am by no means a motorhead of any description. I have a limited knowledge of how an engine works. I don't own a car, bike, tractor, truck or ride-on lawnmower. Hell, I don't even have a driver's licence. I'm a graphic designer who would rather watch a movie or play video games than plant my foot and burn rubber. In fact, the idea of driving anywhere bores me.
Christ, I want this bike.
13. Tumunga - April 29, 2008 11:40 PM
The second one don't look fake to me. That's not a barrier rail in the left side of the picture, that a car (the car's rear bumper) back there getting smoked with the flames. You can see the car in the fire if you look real good.
14. Super Duper! - April 30, 2008 12:49 AM
i bet it gets hot in the back. just how i like it.
15. laz - April 30, 2008 7:33 AM
nice. Imagine what will happen to the hijackers behind me when i make my getaway!
16. boredom - April 30, 2008 8:13 AM
it's not fake and it's actually been done several times. The flames are really over exaggerated because he's burning a car in the pics. Those flames are from the car and NOT from his engine.
17. Scott - April 30, 2008 11:00 AM
Why would anyone think this is fake? What reason would there be to fake this? Besides, only crazynut is allowed to say "fake" as he has an agenda to uphold, making fun of people that say "fake".
Did I say crazynut again? I'll get it right someday.
18. Stolencheese - April 30, 2008 11:40 AM
@ 10
I see Jesus too, In the first picture right?
Damn you christ! Leave the 3,800 HP death trap alone!
19. jumpin_j - April 30, 2008 12:02 PM
Wait, so you're telling me this dude just smoked Jesus Christ? Somebody's soul is screwed. I can see it now. Jesus finally returns never seeing this contraption before thinking it's a religious symbol. He raises his arms about to praise it and bring world peace, then this jerkoff fires up his hot rod and torches his Holiness. Nice Ron Laycock, way to go.
20. omphaloskeptic - April 30, 2008 12:46 PM
I've got a fantastic idea. Now bear with me folks, because it might tax those grey cells. And you don't want to strain those remaining stragglers.
Before you cry 'fake' for no legitimate reason, find lengthy piece of pipe, be it PVC, copper or whatever you fancy, and ram it with vigour up your anus. Let it sit for a few minutes, then rotate clockwise. After a further five minutes, close your mouth and pinch your nose, then blow. Concentrate and blow with all your might.
Your uncanny ability to spot 'photoshopping' is plain annoying. Is every pixelated image edited? If so, does anyone care? Do I care how much you know about fucking photoshopping? Only enough to tell you to fuck off. This site is clearly not meant to be a bastion of journalistic integrity. It's a site where some dickhead pokes fun at stupid geeky shit, and it's hilarious. Nothing more, nothing less.
Where do you fuckers come from?
And yes I spell vigour with a 'u', fuck you very much.
21. Shoes - April 30, 2008 1:50 PM
That is what I call redneck panty remover. *whistles* Oh Ron, come Laycock me.
22. SmokingGirl - April 30, 2008 2:01 PM
@20...You would be ramming said pipe into your rectum, not your anus. The anus is the "asshole" itself, while the rectum is the actual internal passage. Now if you would have said "shove it up your ass" then that would have been fine. Or "shove it hard enough to pierce your colon" that would have been fine too. But "shove it up into your anus" is incorrect.
I'm sorry we had to meet under such circumstances, dahling, but an uppity little person such as yourself has to be put into their place. Have a nice day.
23. poop - April 30, 2008 6:03 PM
this is what a mega fart looks like?
24. SmokingGirlJustKilledMe - May 1, 2008 12:13 AM
WE HAVE A WINNER!!! #22 SmokingGirl.
No more callers, please.
25. buzz_clik - May 1, 2008 1:35 AM
#22 - I can't tell if it's the commanding tone, the put down, or the extensive knowledge of the arse area that's the real draw card here.
*ticks 'All of the above' box*
26. Wen - July 2, 2008 6:27 PM
He could kill somebody waiting behind him......