Mar 6 2008Zelda Girl Seeking Link On Craigslist, I'm In
Some girl who says she looks like Princess Zelda is looking for her soulmate Link on Craigslist.
Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments... this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.
Wow, I'm in love. Just look at those ears. You think they're real? I hope so. My only question is what Link she's looking for. Because if she's looking for the original Legend of Zelda Link then I'm so in. I'm a dead ringer for a little pixelated turd in a green tunic. But if she's looking for more of an Ocarina of Time Link then I'm screwed. And if she's looking for wolf Link from Twilight Princess then she's really f***ed in the head.
A closeup of her picture in stunning crap quality, after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. sboy - March 6, 2008 10:15 AM
first!
2. J - March 6, 2008 10:21 AM
She looks decent from the crappy quality and the probably 50 takes it took her to get this "natural" shot. Still, Cosplay chicks are wild in the sack.
3. Dura - March 6, 2008 10:31 AM
Thats it! She's getting a picture of my balls.
4. tmhs - March 6, 2008 10:51 AM
I don't look like Link but she doesn't look like Zelda.
5. em - March 6, 2008 10:52 AM
what a retard.
6. James - March 6, 2008 11:10 AM
She needs to meet these two:
http://www.dsfanboy.com/2008/03/04/female-duo-sets-the-standard-for-link-cosplay/
in my bedroom.
7. Big City - March 6, 2008 11:50 AM
She's got a rack on her.
PS: Those Link bitches are the hottest nerds I've ever seen.
8. James - March 6, 2008 12:09 PM
Big City, you are correct sir. They're damn near perfect - and I think they know it. Sadly, I can only assume they fill up their heart meters by stealing them from every hapless nerd that approaches them at whatever comic-con they're frequenting. Who knows how many sweaty male cosplayers had to walk away from these ladies in defeat with a tent in his pants.
9. PB&J - March 6, 2008 12:20 PM
@Big City
Don't you mean...
"PS: Those Link bitches are the hottest 12 year old boys I've ever seen."
Ugh.
10. Skinny - March 6, 2008 12:35 PM
"...and doesnt have a problem with european culture."
So.... she has arm-pit hair?
11. V - March 6, 2008 1:34 PM
She's probably only hot for pikminlink.
Who is really a woman. Lulz.
http://pikminlink.deviantart.com/
If you haven't seen her, you need to be shot. Seriously.
12. Angel Mass - March 6, 2008 2:06 PM
Ooooh you mean link? dang! So I bought this Luigi outfit for nothing!
13. BlighedArt - March 6, 2008 4:37 PM
She said under 30... I really hope she doesn't mean Young Link.
14. fred - March 6, 2008 5:55 PM
@15
So where do you figure you will find one of those?
15. SlowMonkey - March 6, 2008 7:06 PM
Christ those breastesez are huge! I hope Link has been in prison for awhile.
16. Lisa - March 6, 2008 7:35 PM
"doesnt have a problem with european culture" i.e. doesn't shave.
17. kay - March 6, 2008 9:17 PM
lol weirdo, she almost as bad as this guy
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html
18. nicole - March 6, 2008 9:20 PM
I have a profile at the craigslit to find STD friends/love. BUt now iam in a good stD dating site whowantsgenitalwarts.com
19. moewong - March 7, 2008 1:05 AM
I'm tempted to e-mail a picture of me in my EXCUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS Link costume. for the lulz
20. Memo - March 7, 2008 2:11 AM
And here I thought hot chicks that loved The Legend of Zelda only existed in my fantasies. Move over Rachel McAdams cuz its going to be a four-way tonight starring me, the racked princess, and the chicks in red and blue cos
21. i hate sboy - March 7, 2008 4:07 AM
Sboy is a f***ing idiot. First that, bitch
22. Brian - March 7, 2008 6:06 AM
You guys thought "European culture" = fuzzy pits? I assumed it meant "Link isn't Black".
23. Uncle Eccoli - March 7, 2008 9:52 AM
Nice cans.
24. Link - March 7, 2008 10:36 AM
goddammit, I live in her city and got married last year >_<
25. Ken - March 7, 2008 3:52 PM
I think it's pretty hot, even those two link girls..
everyone got their fetishes. I wish my gf liked video games as much as them!
26. Blair - March 8, 2008 3:13 PM
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27. memphisand53rd - March 8, 2008 5:19 PM
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t215/SorasGirl24/zomgitsPikminLinkXD.jpg
DUH
28. thezeldachick - July 12, 2008 11:30 PM
Ok so My REAL name is Kayla. and yes... i was the one who posted the site thing. I had people say it would be funny. Im a cosplayer. well known. anyways for all the people who were nice thank you... for all others well you can kiss it. anyways i apologise for the pic.. remember people ... websites.... 72 ppi.... duh. and though it was a joke i am single a professional and seeking love... so please know in all seriousness it was a gag... also.. i got over 300 emails... so it has to mean something... so the only pervs are you people looking at craigslist
29. thezeldachick - July 19, 2008 9:37 PM
there are very crude comments on this please remove it or i will seek legal action against your website. or at least monitor your comments more. if one or the other are not done i will seek legal advise.
30. emilio cantu - August 4, 2008 10:57 PM
i can be your link my email is emiliocantu88@yahoo.com
31. destiny - September 10, 2008 12:14 PM
hey Zelda chick
i thought your add was very clever and funny, and i thought the picture was nice too, ignore the mean people, the internet can be very impersonal and its easy to forget your talking to real people sometimes.
So there are people who dress up as the characters from Zelda and no one told me? please send info
destiny1979@hotmail.com
ciao
32. destiny - September 17, 2008 11:58 AM
that should be
destiny1979@live.com
33. Brent Thorton - September 23, 2008 11:15 PM
HAHA that sucks. Place it on http://ww.bitchesofcraigslist.com that's the onlything craigslist is good for. Actually, craigslist is kind of sucking. Why don't they let you search the postings like bitchesofcraigslist does.
By the way, I still play Zelda almost every day!
34. Brent Thorton - September 23, 2008 11:16 PM
That's actually http://www.bitchesofcraigslist.com. I left out a w in there
35. umi - September 26, 2008 3:24 AM
you cant seek legal action and what ever people say is protected under the constitution as long as no one is threatening you or the whole defamation of character thing you cant do squat and i am professional cosplayer and have never seen you and i travel the US and japan and ever herd of ya sry hun but calm down
36. zeldawhore - October 28, 2008 7:47 PM
Screw all of you.... princesses need lovin' too!!
37. ataylor - December 18, 2008 10:59 PM
I like the whole lil idea.... lol... zelda. Hey you should post that ad on http://www.dontlookanyfurther.com .... you may find the soulmate you are looking for there. Lol..... I want a resident evil chick.... your cute zeldagirl
38. Justin - February 28, 2009 6:34 PM
WOW I found you. Remember Justin. I was going to be your roomate. I lost my old phone and dont have your number anymore. You should give me a call or something or shoot me a e-mail if you still have it. Remember we went bowling in Greeley. Well anyway I might find that phone again. Im going to school now and play EVE ever once in awhile send me a mail on the game if you want to my name is Amarrian Prophet.I hope you look yourself up this is the number 1 listing if you type n the zelda chick in google. AND TO ALL YOU GUYS THAT ARE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER KNOW THIS. I TOOK THE ZELDA CHICK ON A DATE.
I remember your name but wount say it.
39. thezeldachick - March 2, 2009 1:02 AM
well..... its unfortunate people cant take a joke... being rude.
40. thezeldachick - March 2, 2009 1:05 AM
and i do remember you justin. thanks for the date... i got really sick and fell ill for 3 months. i dont live in greeley anymore. thank you for being such a kind guy in a time i needed someone. i always like to tell men how good they are and you were very sweet. any guy that does want a date and is willing to come to colorado, well im still single... and im actually a good catch... what the hell right? i mean theres some piss ass people on here but if there is a thing goin on and theres guys who like me well i am pretty laid back and easy going obviously... myspace.com/celtic_zelda
41. thezeldachick - March 2, 2009 1:06 AM
well..... its unfortunate people cant take a joke... being rude.
42. $$Vampiress$$ - June 2, 2009 7:53 PM
OK,WTF?????????Why do chicks dress up as Link?I'm a girl,and I simply dont get it!GOD!!!!!!!!!!Those link chicks need to dress up as Zelda or Midna or something....Yeah,I admit I have a crush on Link too,but why dress up as him?Plus my jaw dropped when I found out Pikminlink was a girl!!!!But,I admire her dearly.Gosh,I should start dressing up as Link....