Mar 25 2008Trapeze Chandelier: Start Your Own Circus Act At Home And Break Lots Of Stuff
The Do Swing is a trapeze chandelier. It's currently conceptual but you could probably make your own as long as you found a solid stud running in the ceiling somewhere. Blah, blah, blah are those coke whores stretched out on the table? Why wasn't I invited to this party? The chick on the left is totally about to flash the camera. The far right one is drinking and peeing on the rug simultaneously. The crazy drunk is swinging from the chandelier and one of the coke queens is looking up her skirt. All the while the skanky one on the table is trying to nonchalantly size up the camera man's package. Advertising people: this is how you sell products. I just called the company and ordered ten. They told me they're still just conceptual but I told they could keep my money anyways.
Reader Comments
1. Tap - March 25, 2008 2:18 PM
First!
2. Smartass - March 25, 2008 2:19 PM
Does it come with the 65lb girl attached?
3. Scott - March 25, 2008 2:28 PM
Hey, look at me! I'm one of the flying Wol..Wo...Woaaa! *Smash*
In a freak accident today at a midtown photo shoot a model fell from a lighting fixture and struck her head. She suddenly became very lucid which prompted the other models into a cat fight over who would go next. Unfortunately the fight lasted in excess of 2 minutes and they completely forgot what they were fighting about. The first model had already exited the room by that time leaving them to continue their boring lives of getting paid $1000.00 an hour, throwing up and screwing 50 yr old movie stars.
4. geekologie writer's grammar teacher - March 25, 2008 2:51 PM
Geekologie writer, your grammar has been terrible today. Have you been getting into your bag of fun again?
5. hmm - March 25, 2008 3:27 PM
The blonde chick seems to be verrry interested in the swinging girl's exposed crotch..
6. Gabe - March 25, 2008 4:21 PM
damn, i just found your page by accident.
marry me.
lol
7. tmhs - March 25, 2008 6:52 PM
I don't care how strong the wire is because I don't think the beams up in my ceiling can hold me up there. (Note to ladies: I'm heavy but I don't look fat. Sexy weighs a lot)
8. guate6 - March 26, 2008 1:26 AM
writer: I must agree, a couple of posts today have had grammar not up to par. "...about THE flash the camera..." ?
Either way, I agree, coke whores, the lot of them.
9. ya cocksuckers - March 26, 2008 3:11 AM
Why wasn't I invited to this party?
The chick on the left is totally about the flash the camera. The far right one is drinking and peeing on the rug simultaneously. The crazy drunk is swinging from the chandelier and one of the coke queens is looking up her skirt. All the while the skanky one on the table is trying to nonchalantly size up the camera man's package.
THAT's WHY