Mar 19 2008The Runt Still Manages To Pack A Punch

At only 3.25", the Runt stun gun is pretty damn small (but still puts me to shame). They come in 350,000, 650,000 and 950,000 volt models and there's even a rechargeable 950 model that plugs directly into the wall via retractable plug. It'll operate about 300-500 times on a full charge, which is good because thats how many times I like to shock attackers. The rechargeable version costs $70, and all the other ones are cheaper. I'd been thinking about getting a stun gun for my girlfriend for some time, and I decided to go with one of these since it's nice and compact. She hates it. Mostly because I told her it was a handheld electrolysis hair remover. You should have seen her trying to get rid of her mustache, priceless.
The Runt - A Matchbook Sized Stun Gun [ohgizmo]

Reader Comments
1. guate6 - March 19, 2008 6:18 PM
Man that sucks. Dumb because she thought an electrolysis machine was to remove hair, and dumb because she kept trying after the first failure.
2. asfasd - March 19, 2008 8:26 PM
Seriously, this site posts everything a week after it shows up on Gizmodo. Everything.
3. Liam - March 20, 2008 1:16 AM
Yes, but the personal insights into the lives of the people of this place are somewhat amusing. Makes me feel less embarrassed of my hairy missus.
4. boredom - March 20, 2008 8:12 AM
@2 really if we cared that this was old news we wouldn't be reading the site. Get over yourself and the fact that you are SO up to date on everything in the news and let us enjoy reading geekolgie man's retarded comments that make us all laugh.
Lucky she tried it on her lip and not on her lips. Now THAT would have been funny to see
5. asfasd - March 20, 2008 10:41 AM
@4 I would rather be proud of my intelect and ability to be on the brink of the information world than a perverse sadist. But w/e different strokes for different folks right.
6. scrappies - March 20, 2008 10:44 AM
i is with 5 on this. I to is prowd of my intelect and abilities to be on the brenk of mispelling.
7. boredom - March 20, 2008 11:23 AM
you are reading geekologie and saying you are proud of your intelect? Now that's a profound statement. I'm proud of my intelect as well and there's nothing wrong with that but why do you have to bash on geekologie for providing a website for people to read. I'm sorry it's not up to date enough for you but you chose to come and read it. How bout you link us to your blog that's always on the brink of the information world?