Mar 20 2008Tetris Mirror Is Reflective, Many Pieces
The Tetris mirror is the brainchild of UK product designer Soner Ozenc. It's a mirror made of 13 separate interlocking pieces. They come in gold and silver surfaces and totally suck because there's no such thing as single square tetrads in Tetris. Come on Soner, get with the program. No word on price or availability, but I don't care anyways, because this thing would be a danger to have around. With so many separate little mirrors, one is bound to fall off the wall and break. And you know what that means don't you? That's right -- you'll step on the broken pieces one night on the way to the bathroom to drain your snake. Your need to frequently urinate will be due to a bladder weakened from holding it too long too many times . You'll cut your foot open and leave a blood trail down the hallway. Then your wife will wake up and freak out because you're not in bed and there's a blood trail leading out of the room. She'll call the cops and say you've been murdered even though in reality you're safely asleep on the john. Then you'll hear a pound on the door, wake up, and forget to put your pants back on before answering it. It'll be the cops, and they'll all laugh at your penis.
tetris mirror reflects your puzzled expression [technabob]
Reader Comments
1. axel - March 20, 2008 6:06 PM
yeah lol exactly that would happen
2. nj - March 20, 2008 6:35 PM
Wow, this is the first mistake you've made. Of course, the single boxes need to go. Otherwise this mirror is genius. Also, it's fucking cool. You obviously neglected to put the 'i want' tag on it.
It's a really nice design even apart from the fact that it's a tetris reference.
3. Polly Pureheart - March 20, 2008 10:31 PM
Pfff... call me when they come out with a Missle Command coffee table. Then we'll talk.
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4. Jason Altenburg - March 20, 2008 10:36 PM
I want one of these so bad. It will go in my personal office when I have one ;)
5. Redpaw - March 21, 2008 1:08 AM
Finally they invent a mirror so I can see my multiple personalities.
6. guate6 - March 21, 2008 1:15 AM
Wow...that which the writer wrote is the exact same thing that happened to me last tuesday :( I, however, forgot to pull my pants up, and it was the local sheriffs (2 women and a big black dude) and they said "I'm sorry" but while looking down and after a long pause once I opened the door :(
Live and Learn I suppose. Moral: don't buy broken glass to decorate anything with, unless you're either psycho, or an artist (read: same thing).
7. mimang - March 21, 2008 6:17 AM
pffft..... boring.
8. whistle - March 21, 2008 10:24 AM
I like it. If the inaccurate tetrads on the right hand side bother you, just leave them off the wall. Use them as coasters or coke mirrors or something. Then it will just look like the player screwed up when placing the one above/to the right of them.
9. walter stonewall vaan allen - March 21, 2008 4:50 PM
Definitely looks like a psychiatric body disorder waiting to happen.
Tetrabody dysmorphic syndrome - When you see yourself in boxes, lines, cubes and multiple different combinations of right angles.