Mar 27 2008Star Wars Golf Bags Shouldn't Have Made It
Come on Star Wars franchise, get with program. With all the other awesome products you had to choose from to release you pick freaking golf bags? WTF!? These golf bags are made in Japan, come in Stormtrooper or Darth Vader styling, cost about $500, and are stupid. Mostly because I'm pissed they didn't release any of that other, cooler stuff instead. I mean Jesus, Star Wars franchise, at least get creative. How about an AT-AT golf cart instead? Death Star golf balls? I mean this thing could have at least been shaped like R2 for Skywalker's sake. #$&!!%! %)#@!!)$#! Star Wars: Episodes 1 and 2 - Attack Of The Phantom French Ticklers am I furious right now.
Another detail picture after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. Alche - March 27, 2008 3:52 PM
No Han Solo trashcan, but we get these? and to the Geekologie writer, do you read over these before you post, because "to release you choose" makes very little sense, seriously if you need a proof reader, I'm here for you bud... All I require is a Han Solo mini fridge
2. Han Solo - March 27, 2008 4:07 PM
2nd
3. icweiner - March 27, 2008 6:54 PM
ok so the darth vader one im not feeling it, should have been a tie fighter pilot, it would have fit better much like the stormtrooper one.
something something dark side something force something something
4. spacemonkey - March 28, 2008 12:55 AM
I like the storm trooper one the best. at least on its own it looks like a ST, the vader one i wouldn't be able to tell without the image of vader on the side. they totally missed the boat in representing his helmet like they did with the stormtrooper. and totally missed a great opportunity with an r2 bag... next they need to put out golf clubs with lightsaber grips and coloured shafts.
Yes coloured is spelled with a u... the proper way, damn yankee spellchecks
5. laz - March 28, 2008 4:29 AM
actually, this is one star wars product that i would actually use :)
can they make an x-wing (or whatever that thing was called) golf cart to go with it?
6. Matthew - March 28, 2008 10:41 AM
Wow, what a stupid idea. I'd rather have jar jar binks tattooed on my neck.
7. Scott - March 28, 2008 1:30 PM
Here's an idea:
Go f%#k yourself Star Wars!
8. Meaty Urologist - March 28, 2008 2:07 PM
What the hell is Star Wars?
9. dths - March 28, 2008 4:01 PM
Star Wars is a Mel Brooks movie, very funny! Has John Candy in it!
10. policegirl - March 29, 2008 1:46 AM
Hey #9....Star Wars is not a Mel Brooks film, you idiot. The movie your talking about is Spaceballs, which was a parody of Star Wars.
11. Meaty_Urologist - March 31, 2008 1:46 PM
#10, you're bright!
Thanks for the illumination.
12. Lono - April 9, 2008 6:00 PM
they are awesome, i want one
you, sir, are an idiot