Mar 20 2008Sleep Masks May Pose A Danger In Bed
FreakyOldWoman is a freaky old woman that makes things and sells them on Etsy. Recently she made a line of disturbing sleep masks that will make you kill your partner if you wake up and see them in one. Several of them made me queasy just looking at them. The picture there is of a steampunk model, but they get a lot more disturbing than that. They're all $10 apiece with free shipping, so some of you may actually want one. They're too creepy for me though. Besides, my girlfriend and I have other sleep related problems to concern ourselves with. Like, oh I don't know, waking up to a cat shitting on the pillow between our faces.
Several more masks, along with a link to all of them, after the jump.
Thanks to Christine, who isn't freaky (unless she wants to be) or old, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. saxophonedan - March 20, 2008 11:29 AM
first? really? we'll see. I think they're kinda cool!
2. Mandi - March 20, 2008 11:39 AM
queasy*
3. megan - March 20, 2008 11:41 AM
how is that make you queazy??? thre just gay lmao
4. Rithly - March 20, 2008 12:17 PM
The third one is kinda cool.
5. Sio - March 20, 2008 12:24 PM
Creepy.
Leave it to the elderly to bring out our worst fears.
6. daguz - March 20, 2008 12:26 PM
The only danger is making me look Oh so very sexy in these masks.
7. Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
They're all made based on Morrowind face templates.
Zomg.
8. guate6 - March 20, 2008 1:06 PM
No George Bush, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah masks? Not interested.
9. blackcomedyking - March 20, 2008 1:18 PM
i just wish they had one with broken glass on the inside part.
:(
10. Hattie - March 20, 2008 10:25 PM
Hahahaha, the cat shitting on the pillow! Its so ridiculous and random, that I have trouble believing it's not true.
11. Dawn, the original FreakyOldWoman - March 22, 2008 1:26 AM
OMG! Thanks for the feature, I'm laughing, you are awesome!
12. Dawn - March 22, 2008 1:46 AM
Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
They're all made based on Morrowind face templates.
Zomg.
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I have no idea what a Morrowind is, these were hand made by me using my own designs.
13. Mary Carter - March 22, 2008 2:10 AM
Freaky is not elderly or even old. :>) She is talented and also a
friend. Her masks are great for those of us who sleep during the day.
I wear one every time I sleep. They are designed and made by her
and that makes them even more special imho.
14. Dan - April 23, 2008 1:19 PM
Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
They're all made based on Morrowind face templates.
Zomg.
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I have no idea what a Morrowind is, these were hand made by me using my own designs.
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Fine then, they bear an unnerving resemblence to some of the Morrowind facial models, namely;
2 Wood Elf
4 Dark Elf
And by "unnerving resemblence" I mean they're identical. Especially so the 4th one
15. Dawn, the Original FreakyOldWoman - April 28, 2008 5:07 PM
Dan - March 20, 2008 12:35 PM
And by "unnerving resemblence" I mean they're identical. Especially so the 4th one
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LOL, Dan, the 4th one is a photoshopped pic of my son. And everyone is designed by me, no gamer stuff. I had no idea what you were talking about by templates so I had to look that up. I am flattered that you commented though!