FreakyOldWoman is a freaky old woman that makes things and sells them on Etsy. Recently she made a line of disturbing sleep masks that will make you kill your partner if you wake up and see them in one. Several of them made me queasy just looking at them. The picture there is of a steampunk model, but they get a lot more disturbing than that. They're all $10 apiece with free shipping, so some of you may actually want one. They're too creepy for me though. Besides, my girlfriend and I have other sleep related problems to concern ourselves with. Like, oh I don't know, waking up to a cat shitting on the pillow between our faces.
Several more masks, along with a link to all of them, after the jump.
FreakyOldWoman's Etsy Shop
Thanks to Christine, who isn't freaky (unless she wants to be) or old, for the tip
This handmade bed blanket was created by Etsy seller punzie and looks great (punzie also does custom work and has a bunch of other designs if you look in the sold items section). Granted, it would look even better with you underneath it. I'm not talking dead hooker style eith... / Continue →
From the "I've seen it all now and can die sadly" department comes "The Rack". It's a shotgun rack that slides under your mattress so the gun lies flush with the side of your bed at all times -- because under the bed is just too far away. It costs $40 and is a real product (v... / Continue →
This is the $93 crocheted Bane mask made by Etsy seller Stitch Finder General. It looks pretty accurate. Unfortunately it doesn't come with the jacket, so you're gonna have to hit up the thrift store on your own for that one. Oh -- and get me a corded computer mouse while yo... / Continue →