Mar 26 2008Robotic Bigdog Beta Early Testing Video
Remember Bigdog, the scary as hell and very lifelike robot mule/dog? Well here's a video of an even earlier rendition of the beast. And I must say, I feel much less compassion for this version than the new one. When this one got kicked over I was actually hoping it'd fall over and break its legs. I mean, it's not lifelike at all. I cared so little I was even secretly praying a hunter would spot the pathetic bastard and put it out of its misery with several well placed bullets to the abdominal region.
Video of BigDog Beta Quadruped Robot Is So Stupid It's Hilarious [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. mahalohalo - March 26, 2008 6:05 PM
hahaha omg that was sooo awesome... I was like, ".....huh?!?!?"
2. tylerdurden - March 26, 2008 6:07 PM
I LOL'd.
3. Zander - March 26, 2008 6:09 PM
Haha, I thought this thing was legit until I saw arms pop out when it was kicked over.
4. guate6 - March 26, 2008 6:40 PM
Haha, at first I thought it was real too, but then I saw the leg-shape and the shoes, and the fact that it wasn't real at all. Pretty funny.
5. ren - March 26, 2008 6:42 PM
I thought it was real it started to get silly, that is one swinging robot
6. Joe - March 26, 2008 7:19 PM
well so the other one was real right??.........
7. Freddy K - March 26, 2008 8:51 PM
Nice. I have to admit I fell for it too in the begining.
8. Quase - March 26, 2008 9:54 PM
Poor little guy, he thinks he is a person...
9. Atomic Mango - March 27, 2008 12:01 AM
I lol'd so hard.
10. Samuel - March 27, 2008 12:46 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
11. guate6 - March 27, 2008 1:03 AM
Edit: "...for this version THAT the new one..." (than)
12. Maersk - March 27, 2008 1:19 AM
ROFLMAO
it was humping those guys on the bench!
13. Pentoast - March 27, 2008 1:26 AM
Hahaha. Holy deuce that's funny. I seriously lol'd. Great stuff.
14. Bramus! - March 27, 2008 6:01 AM
ROFLMAO! :-D
15. laz - March 27, 2008 6:18 AM
roffle
16. jessee jackson - March 27, 2008 8:48 AM
who would make fun of robotics like that?
thats messed up!
i'm offeneded cuz i have all kinds of diseases and stuff (some stds) and i think that ppl that make fun of robotic future body parts are sick in the head.
17. Node32774 - March 27, 2008 9:01 AM
That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
18. yam - March 27, 2008 9:38 AM
Thats generally awesome...lol...I love the swing set part.
19. Scott - March 27, 2008 10:57 AM
I see by the comments that it doesn't take much to fool then amuse the sheeple.
20. ShitBitch Carl - March 27, 2008 4:13 PM
I couldn't understand why that lady and her dog weren't more responsive to the weirdness. They did a great job of reproducing the stumbling of the real robot when kicked.
Note to self: never see magic show with Scott.
21. mang - March 27, 2008 9:06 PM
Ouch, ouch... I LOLd too hard when that slow-mo kick was different from the first kick.
22. balls - March 27, 2008 9:55 PM
Vurp.
23. eDDIR - March 27, 2008 10:54 PM
ZOMG - THATS GOLD.
24. Scott - March 28, 2008 1:50 PM
@20, LOL! I'll do the comedy around here.
25. jefflang007 - March 28, 2008 10:02 PM
that is goldalicious
26. Jim - March 28, 2008 10:46 PM
LOL @ VHS Turd!
27. Ronnie - March 30, 2008 12:15 PM
Yo, thats just two people fscing each other, watch as they fall and a arm comes out to stop there fall. Wierd, no its just people. Not some robotic dog