Mar 25 2008Raytheon Tool Blows Through Concrete
The Raytheon Controlled Impact Rescue Tool (CIRT) weighs 100 pounds and can smash through concrete walls. The product has rescue in its name, but I assure you it'll be busting down all kind of walls where the primary objective isn't to save anyone. A little slow though Raytheon, because I've had one of these for years. It's called a jealous girlfriend. She thinks she hears another girl's voice on the other side of locked door/wall and she'll tear through it like a wet paper bag with a chocolate bar inside.
Worthwhile video of the unit in action after the jump.
Raytheon Blaster Can Smash Through Concrete Juggernaut Style [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. sean cottom - March 25, 2008 1:29 PM
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
-first
2. Smartass - March 25, 2008 2:17 PM
It's obvious but why didn't the Geekologie guy mention that he had one on the end of his dick?
I only read this site of the the penis updates.
The quality of writing around here has really gone downhill.
3. Morono - March 25, 2008 3:33 PM
#2 are you by any chance gay? not that im interested though
4. fehrakahn (louis) - March 25, 2008 11:31 PM
all this gay talk makes me want to light my tits on fire!
5. samuel - March 26, 2008 8:51 AM
HELLO?!??!?!
dynamite people?!
6. Joel Rifkin - March 26, 2008 9:30 AM
This would be great for tunneling into a bank.
7. God's Dad - March 26, 2008 10:59 AM
You know, guys, that's eerily reminiscent of the time I took my GF's virginity...
8. The Clap - March 26, 2008 11:31 PM
I like #6's idea.
Sooo, when do they plan on releasing this stuff so I can buy one at Walmart?
9. tama - April 16, 2008 12:21 PM
i have no idea in the world what this pic is of so you need to get a better picture