Mar 11 2008Porcupine Flashlight Is Sharp, Scary, Lethal

The K2 Porcupine is a tactical flashlight with a wicked sharp spiked bezel so you can maim and/or kill any would-be attackers.
Unlike ordinary tactical lights with crenellated bezel that can often inflict unnecessary harms to oneself, K2 features sharpened spikes around the bezel that protrude outward only when the spike protector is lowered. With the spikes protected when not needed, the fast turn threading allows the rapid retraction of the spike protector. These spikes are sharpened far more than those ordinary crenellated bezel light. Together with its powerful 70-lumen eye-blinding white light, the sharpened retractable spikes make K2 a powerful self defense tool.
The $129 flashlight runs on two CR-123A batteries and will give you about 60 minutes of light. You know, it seems like just yesterday I was attacking my roommate with a sharpened flashlight because I mistook him for a burglar. What Steve? That was yesterday? Sorry it's kind of hard to hear you through all those bandages.
K2 Porcupine Flashlight blinds attackers, then rips them to shreds [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Brick - March 11, 2008 5:05 PM
FRIST
2. pumwa - March 11, 2008 5:06 PM
i want one!!
3. Michael Brown - March 11, 2008 6:35 PM
THIRD!
gonna get one for my kid. Where's my prize?
4. Leg3nd - March 11, 2008 7:16 PM
Just looks dangerous.. ill buy one
5. SlowMonkey - March 11, 2008 7:28 PM
And switchblades are illegal why?
6. sheman - March 11, 2008 7:29 PM
Got to have one in the car, just in case. Awesome PentagonLight!
7. guate6 - March 11, 2008 7:58 PM
Hmm, "frist" and "thrid" are easy to do, but what can you do for seven? "SVEENTH!!" ? Oh well.
I'll take a dozen cases of these, and no, the alcohol has not influenced my purchasing desires.
8. poop - March 12, 2008 6:17 AM
shit, now he's gonna graduate from punching me in the kidney to stabbing me with his damned flashlight. great!!! thanks pentagon!
9. Jazzman - March 12, 2008 11:31 AM
I don't know about yall, but that looks like a freaking lightsaber. All they have to do is add the solid state laser and we're there!!! SWEET, I alreayd got my Jedi mind tricks down... "Biatch come here"!!!
10. pete - March 12, 2008 12:04 PM
how fat is that guys hand?!!!
11. Things Fall Apart - March 12, 2008 2:01 PM
Fat handed twat!