Mar 10 2008Perfume Is Nasty, Gross, Nasty, Not The Worst We've Seen, Well, That's Debatable
Sécrétions Magnifiques is a scent from odor maker Libre D'Orange. And let me tell you, it probably won't be a treat for the ol' olfactory system. That's right, the cologne was designed to smell like a rotting corpse! Just kidding, it's a combination of blood, sweat, saliva and sperm. Which is pretty nasty. In the category of bad scents it's right up there with German Poontang Juice. A 50mL bottle will set you back about $76 and sounds like one of the worst wastes of money ever. I don't even know what else to say, except I paid extra for the overnight shipping option.
Smells Like Teen Spirit [divinecaroline]
Thanks to Patricio, who doesn't smell like complete ass, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. guate6 - March 10, 2008 2:34 PM
I just bought a case and it wasn't until after I received it that I realized "all ingredients are artificial" :(
2. guate6 - March 10, 2008 2:35 PM
FRIST!
3. webelowwear - March 11, 2008 2:15 PM
yeah we don't get the bodily fluids scent that's all the rave. Like...why not just go run, or drool on yourself, or have sex?
we're not impressed.
www.webelowwear.com
4. blah - March 16, 2008 8:40 PM
personally i would rather bleed, spit and masterbate all in one rigerous work out which causes me to sweat creating this product.
although im still not sure why people would pay 76 dollars to rub varying body fluids on themselves.
5. Adam R. Box - April 24, 2008 7:58 AM
@4 - I don't know what prostitutes YOU go to...