Mar 13 2008OMG, Grody!: Star Wars Cake Features Luke And Leia Totally Playing Tonsil Basketball
Here at Geekologie we've seen our fair share of Star Wars themed edibles, but this is taking it too far. Apparently some sicko icing artist at Albertson's Grocery agreed to decorate this incredibly disturbing cake for an equally sick Star Wars fan. As you can see it features Luke and Leia, brother and sister, totally French kissing. Damn someone is totally fucked in the head. I could have gone all day (and most of the night) without seeing this. And what's up with the caption? Don't tell me one of those damn cheezburger cats is behind this, my brain will explode.
Incestuous Star Wars Cake [albotas]
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Reader Comments
1. whistle - March 13, 2008 2:58 PM
Dammit, now I'm gonna waste the whole afternoon trying to figure out what 'All ur kakes is belong 2 us" was supposed to mean.
2. PB&J - March 13, 2008 3:08 PM
Incest aside, would have been great if they had used a honeybun on Leia's hair.
3. Quase - March 13, 2008 3:09 PM
And what the hell is up with the 1970's stovetop? Maybe this picture was taken when they took down the unabomber in that cave up in the hills...
4. Bob - March 13, 2008 3:09 PM
It's a play form "All your base are belong to us"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
5. bar room hero - March 13, 2008 3:10 PM
@2, I'm with you, but I was thinking a cinamon roll
6. Trey - March 13, 2008 3:30 PM
It's "tonsil hockey" you moron!
7. Scooby - March 13, 2008 3:41 PM
Maybe he's a Star Wars purist that thinks it's clear from the first two Star Wars movies that they weren't siblings and that JEDI was just a tack on that deviated from the true direction of the story.
Or maybe he REALLY likes his sister.
8. whistle - March 13, 2008 4:47 PM
Thanks Bob, twice over! That was hilarious.
9. Alex - March 13, 2008 4:50 PM
how does some whose job it is to cover geekesqe stuff NOT know what all your base are belong t us mean??
10. Alex - March 13, 2008 4:51 PM
someone set us up the bomb...
11. v - March 13, 2008 5:57 PM
What happen? It's from a game called Zero Wing.
'kay, honestly, that art is TERRIBLE. They need to not make art for cakes. Ever again.
But seriously, Alex is right, yo. People need to spend moar time roaming the internet.
In before Rickroll and/or Chocolate Rain.
12. guate6 - March 13, 2008 6:22 PM
This cake was made for a star wars fan in Arkansas...you know, where Donnie & Marie Osmond are legally able to be a "real couple."