OMG, Grody!: Star Wars Cake Features Luke And Leia Totally Playing Tonsil Basketball

Here at Geekologie we've seen our fair share of Star Wars themed edibles, but this is taking it too far. Apparently some sicko icing artist at Albertson's Grocery agreed to decorate this incredibly disturbing cake for an equally sick Star Wars fan. As you can see it features Luke and Leia, brother and sister, totally French kissing. Damn someone is totally f***ed in the head. I could have gone all day (and most of the night) without seeing this. And what's up with the caption? Don't tell me one of those damn cheezburger cats is behind this, my brain will explode.
Incestuous Star Wars Cake [albotas]
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As you may know, we love themed cakes here at Geekologie. Love them, love them. A lot. I mean we REALLY love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love them. I guess what I'... / Continue →
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This is some freaky-deaky Star Wars porn by an artist named Miravi. This is the tamest picture I could find, so you can imagine what some of the other stuff is like. Think fully nude hardcore shit that'll burn your corneas out (I can type by touch). So, yeah. There are two ... / Continue →
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I tried to avoid posting these because the product is sophomoric and I'm a real class act with serious journalistic integrity, but I got the tip so many times that I figured I pretty much had to. So here it is, the Incredible Edible Anus. You heard correct -- butthole shaped ... / Continue →

