Mar 28 2008Mr. T Cookie Jar Keeps Cookies Safe, Fool!
Listen up, fool! Stuff your cookies in my head and I'll help keep them fresh and safe from annoying rugrats. And if I catch one standing on a stool trying to get at them I'll bite the little bastard's fingers off. I'm Mr. T, damnit. I pity the fool that tries to get up in my dome piece and steal cookies. Fuck, I need more necklaces. My head feels light enough to float off. Quick, more bling, I got no time for the jibba-jabba!
Mr. T's World of Warcraft commercial and a must see music video called Treat Your Mother Right, after the jump.
Mean Ceramic Cookie Jar [mrtandme]
Thanks to Christine, who bakes the best cookies in the world, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. SlowMonkey - March 28, 2008 11:55 AM
Too bad they didn't steampunk it.
2. do1t - March 28, 2008 12:07 PM
I pitty the fool who don't do1t!
http://do1t.net
3. Nic - March 28, 2008 12:52 PM
Cookie jar come to life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYIEQPlV9OY
4. Scott - March 28, 2008 1:17 PM
Mr. T is the coolest dude ever! I loved that show where he became the nanny to a couple of a$$wipe punk kids. They learned the Mr. T is in charge lesson very quickly.
5. policegirl - March 28, 2008 1:58 PM
LOL @ 3
That's just damn creepy.
6. The Laughing God - March 28, 2008 2:16 PM
Awesome, truly awesome.
7. guate6 - March 29, 2008 1:31 PM
I read the tag incompletely and it didn't make sense (starting with "...T A HIGH..." but then I realized that "be" should be "he" and it made sense. Neat cookie Jar...I pity the fool who thinks otherwise.
I wonder if the were to make one of Chuck Norris...every time he opened his mouth, it would smell of that "Vulva fragrance."
I can't say I remember when they aired that second video "Mother" but it's clearly from the 80's. I did like that one liner though "you're so skinny your eyes are in single file"
8. Heather - March 31, 2008 8:34 PM
Mr. T. never gets old. I prefer the Mr. T 80's fashion video to the treat your mother right one, though.