Mar 17 2008More Rejected Star Wars Promotional Goods
Remember the rejected Star Wars/Pepsi promotional products from a couple months ago? Well it turns out there was a whole bunch more! And here they are. Woo-wee! Who wouldn't want a Jabba bean bag couch, Bantha slippers, cockpit sun-shield, or Star Wars-universe mounted animal heads? Not me! I want several of these pretty badly. And now I would like to offer anyone who can make out with a chick (one without a mustache) on a Jabba beanbag chair $10,000 for the picture proving it.* We'll call it the Fat Chance: Not Even A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away Contest. You know, because it won't happen. And if it does, well, the chick has really low standards. Or is a freak. Either way, give her my number when you're done Hutting it.
*$10,000 not included.
MUST SEE GALLERY OF ALL THE OTHER PRODUCTS AFTER THE JUMP.
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Reader Comments
1. Anarya - March 17, 2008 5:50 PM
Those are so awesome!
2. The Moat - March 17, 2008 5:56 PM
I would TOTALLY mount a taun-taun!
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WAIT! That came out wrong!
3. Snoodle - March 17, 2008 6:02 PM
In my opinion, they could still release those mounted head things and charge a pretty penny for them......I'm not even a star wars fan and I want one...o.o
4. Epic - March 17, 2008 6:14 PM
Funny how the rejected stuff seems a whole lot better than half the stuff that makes it to production; they really need to release some of this stuff!!
5. BlighedArt - March 17, 2008 6:23 PM
I'd totally buy half of those actually. :)
6. John Doom - March 17, 2008 6:32 PM
If only they had a mounted Ewok head, complete with cute leather cap...
7. Craig - March 17, 2008 6:32 PM
Oh man. Cloud City desk lamp FTW. I need it!
8. Dan - March 17, 2008 6:32 PM
The Millennium Falcon sun shield is genius.
9. shaggy - March 17, 2008 6:36 PM
I so want that foosball table! Its been years since I played, but I still want it. I wonder if it can fit next to/double for the dining room table? "yes!! Han so got a hat trick... pass the beans please" Oh its going to be awesome.
10. monica - March 17, 2008 6:44 PM
I agree that these are totally awesome... I'm also not a huge Star Wars fan and I would want half this stuff... The R2D2 slide projector is where it's at!
11. SlowMonkey - March 17, 2008 7:09 PM
I want the Jedi Mood ring so I can put myself through the epic struggle of good and evil all the while clutching my hand and arguing with it.
I also want the Star Wars Sun Shield only I'll have to paste Bruce Lee in between the two guys in the front.
12. Interslicery - March 17, 2008 7:41 PM
Dude, that I want that Jabba bean bag chair
13. guate6 - March 17, 2008 8:33 PM
I liked the foosball table and the mounted heads. The slide projector was pretty neat too. They should still release these.
14. Cyberwulf - March 17, 2008 9:00 PM
Must... Have... *cries*
15. cheeseycom - March 17, 2008 9:02 PM
Some of those are sweet! Why were they ever rejected..?
My favourite is the cloud city lamp..
Not so sure about the Bantha slippers.. my feet already smell like Bantha poodoo as it is! =S
16. Jenna - March 17, 2008 9:02 PM
I want the table lamp. Did anyone else notice how many spelling errors there were in the product descriptions?
17. Redpaw - March 18, 2008 12:05 AM
Could I get a star wars stress squishy in a brown color?, I've always wanted to strangle the shit outta someone.....
18. Samuel - March 18, 2008 7:03 AM
my left leg for one of the trophies.
19. laz - March 18, 2008 7:09 AM
this may be self sacrificial - but i thought the star wars movies were pretty iffy. i dont get the big idea about all the products. just not that much of a fan i guess.
20. Wix - March 18, 2008 8:54 AM
I would totally buy the Foosball and Bantha Slippers! God knows why these were rejected, like people have already said, a lot of this stuff is way better than the stuff they already put out.
21. Malachite Dragon - March 18, 2008 9:09 AM
I want the Inflatable Death Star...if only so I can say I punted the Death Star. XD
22. Elromon - March 18, 2008 9:17 AM
I have the Starwars foosball table and love it. I want the heads!
23. SmokingGirl - March 18, 2008 10:50 AM
Dude, I totally want those Bantha slippers. I don't know why...
24. boredom - March 18, 2008 11:07 AM
I gotta admit some of these are pretty sweet. Just think what girl WOULDN'T want to have sex with you on a Jabba the Hut beanbag chair.
25. Sarah - March 18, 2008 2:26 PM
@6: not the Ewok!
Jar Jar Binks on the other hand...
26. b - March 18, 2008 2:45 PM
I want some Ewok slippers, preferably made from real Ewoks. A JarJar punching bag wouldn't be amiss. And a Sarlacc garbage disposal would be SWEET.
27. damn luddites - March 18, 2008 3:40 PM
I only want the Jabba bean bag chair if it comes with the Princess Leia "slave girl" attachment
http://www.comicstatues.com/images/ggleiaslave1.jpg
28. Skinner - March 19, 2008 9:23 AM
LOL! @comment 26: Jar Jar punching bag is a great idea!
I like the Cloud City lamp, it adds a little touch of "Geek" to any office ;-)
29. Boydi xXx - March 19, 2008 3:12 PM
I liked them all! They were all worth purchasing. Especially the slippers and the bouncy balls. I wasn't particullaly keen on the windscreen posters though.
30. Boydi xXx - March 19, 2008 3:13 PM
I liked them all! They were all worth purchasing. Especially the slippers and the bouncy balls. I wasn't particullaly keen on the windscreen posters though.
31. RandomNigel - March 19, 2008 8:04 PM
Sun shield and Big Game trophies are completely epic.
I'd buy either.
32. Joe - March 19, 2008 10:04 PM
So just like the first rendition of "Rejected Star Wars Promo Goods" everybody wants ALL this stuff... Imagine that.
33. policegirl - March 20, 2008 9:58 PM
...Star Wars Mood Ring? Hmmm....all I can say is this: "Let the Swarch be with you."
34. Fox Cruton - March 25, 2008 3:39 AM
The Cloud City Desk Lamp and Big Game Trophies are completely sweet!
35. um - March 25, 2008 6:16 AM
I will take all preez.
Oh preez.
36. groonk - March 26, 2008 4:47 PM
hell, those aren't half bad. they're fricking wonderful compared to the crap i've seen them push.
and that's not even counting anything Jar Jar Binks related.
37. Barry Williams - March 27, 2008 2:36 AM
I WANT TO RIDE THE FURRY BANTHA, then show her my new slippers.
38. Phil - March 27, 2008 3:54 PM
They've made and sold every other concievable piece of crap with a Star wars logo, why not this?
39. eno - March 31, 2008 4:02 AM
Um... there *is* an R2D2 projector: http://www.luxurylaunches.com/pets/r2d2_projector_has_it_all.php
and I seem to recall I had a really low-tech version when I was a kid.
40. yomama - April 7, 2008 11:47 PM
this crap is awesom i really want the lamp
41. Sprite - April 10, 2008 4:49 PM
he he he, Sewed my fiance a pair of bantha slippers for his birthday!
42. Chris - April 19, 2008 5:13 AM
Best Star Wars site I've seen today : )
43. Wombat - April 21, 2008 11:39 AM
These are better than some of the actual StarWars merch.
44. sleepytime - April 21, 2008 3:25 PM
sweet i love all of that stuff
45. Helena - April 23, 2008 8:29 AM
my boyfriend could f*** me on that chair and id send a video to prove it ha. and im pretty god damn hot, thin and without a mustache and id do it for free just because id be cool enough to own one all that stuff is pretty f***ing amazing!
46. Andrew - April 24, 2008 4:52 PM
Decency please.
47. Evelyn - May 22, 2008 8:57 AM
I'd love to do it on a Jabba beanbag
48. Ghost - June 26, 2008 9:01 PM
Holy Crap! This is actually stuff I would pay for! Who rejected this???? We should find them, and turn them in to Bantha Fodder!( I watched the series A BIT too Much.)
49. Promotional Items and gift - August 19, 2008 11:01 PM
cool idea to use star war
50. GMB GMBS - August 22, 2008 8:41 AM
Hiii
Nice Post I Like it Very Nice
51. dianne - December 13, 2008 7:10 AM
I WOULD REALLY LIKE A JABBA THE HUT BEAN BAG CAN YOU BUY THEM
52. ed hardy - November 9, 2009 1:37 AM
They were all worth purchasing. Especially the slippers and the bouncy balls. I wasn't particullaly keen on the windscreen posters though.