Remember the disturbing Birdo fetish costume? While not quite as traumatizing, this corset certainly ranks up there with unusual Mario-themed apparel. Made with ultra-rare 80's Mario fabric, this sexy little number was for sale on Etsy. Unfortunately I was too slow to purchase the item myself. So I wrote a little note to the buyer:
Mario Coset Buyer,
You and I are a perfect match like Mario and
the Princess Toadstool. We should get together sometime and search for power-ups. You know, under the covers. Growl. Holy shit that wasn't me. Oh my God a tiger! Someone help.
A picture of the art on the back after the jump.
mario corset is a fierce hot tranny mess [technabob]
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This is what Mario's closet looks like as envisioned by artist Glen Brogan (slightly larger version if you touch THIS with your cursor and push the button). If you like it, you can go HERE to vote on getting it printed as a shirt. If you don't like it, you can go to hell.
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