Maple-Bacon Lollipops Contain Both Maple Syrup And Bacon, Aren't Kosher
Maple Bacon Lollipops are maple sugar based pops with real pieces of "sustainable, organic, cured bacon." They come to us from the same great purveyors that brought us Absinthe Lollipops. They run $10 for 4, $24 for 12, and $52 for 36. Apparently they're the "perfect gift for the sweet-toothed pork aficionado in your life." Unfortunately, there is no sweet-toothed pork lover in my life. Just a buck-toothed porker.
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Perky Jerky is beef jerky with caffeine added (via guarana) to help keep you awake and focused on trying to look busy and not like you're just reading Geekologie. Perky Jerky caffeinated beef jerky is the world's first performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we've comb... / Continue →
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Ha, what line? Yes, Bakon is bacon flavored vodka. Yes, it's real. Yes, it's only available in Washington, Idaho, Montana and Oregon right now. Yes, I want to try it. Yes, I want to pour it on a stripper. No, I don't want to lick it off. Hit the jump for recipes and a ... / Continue →
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Now why on earth would you make Gummi Bacon strawberry flavored? That's like growing bacon-flavored strawberries. Which....holy shit, my genius amazes even me sometimes. I want our top men on this right away. Gummy Bacon ($5 for a pack of four) is a great way to scare folks... / Continue →
