Mar 18 2008Make Sure She Says No By Proposing With The USB Engagement Ring
Being pressured by your significant other to pop the question? Are you just not ready for that kind of commitment but want to get in some good asking practice? Enter the USB Engagement ring. Made as a set of two, they can be connected to transfer data to each other (similar to how you can transfer disease with your privates). Now I don't think I need to tell you this is not the way to get engaged. Nope, this is the way to get kneed in the balls. Unless you're down on one knee, in which case it's the way to get your teeth kicked out.
Oh, and as a side note, those are definitely both man hands in the picture. And yes, the pimp in the back is the same minister that officiated my wedding.
Swarovski Engagement Ring Will Surely Get you Turned Down [ohgizmo]
Reader Comments
1. ez duzzit - March 18, 2008 1:14 PM
the guy in the back looks like twista. fastest rapper out there.
2. Penskiwitz - March 18, 2008 1:20 PM
"f" this guy. i proposed to my bare naked 300 pound lover with this ring and i got stabbed in teh lung with swordfish.
which means it f*cking works on chicks man!
*goes out and buy tons of these rings*
3. guate6 - March 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Sooo...the geekologie writer got married to a dude...great.
In other news, Richard Simmons invited Elton John, Michael Jackson, and Eliza Minelli to his wedding...the geekologie writer's the usher. (he replaced Ellen Degeneres (sp) since she wasn't girly enough for the part).
Joking aside. These things are gay(!)
4. PB&J - March 18, 2008 2:37 PM
Wonder Nerd Powers, ACTIVATE!
Form of a douchebag!
5. damn luddites - March 18, 2008 3:49 PM
damnit, it's only conceptual!
http://nexus404.com/Blog/2008/03/15/usb-flash-drive-swarovski-crystal-engagement-ring-for-brave-stupid-geeks-in-love/
just like my girlfriend....
@pb&J - that was funny
6. damn luddites - March 18, 2008 4:33 PM
guate6,
"Eliza Minelli" - is that the daughter of the Liza Minnelli, Eliza Doolittle, and Milli Vanilli love triangle?
7. guate6 - March 18, 2008 11:15 PM
Luddites: Hah, of course, who else?
(yeah I know, next time I'll make sure to post while not under the influence of anything).
8. The Dude - March 19, 2008 1:39 PM
It's a conceptual piece, doesn't even actually exist. Just like 99% of the other amazing gadgets featured here.